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TROLL THREAD 2015
Timesheet
GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’ // TARGET:
‘INTERN’1
USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO PERFORM AS
INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’).
PERFORMANCE = ‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR
‘LOGGING’ ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF
OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING PROTOCOL’):
• PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING
REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS
STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH ‘TASK’
REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE REGISTERED
AS ‘TASK’
• TASK (X)
X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH
TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED
(‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’)
• TITLE
OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK
• BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
• APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’
• APPROXIMATE DATE(S)
ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’
• BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF
ANY) OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
RESTRICTION FOR ‘TT’ USE ONLY: GENERIC ATTRITION SUCH
THAT ‘GENRE PARAMETERS = X,’ OR REMAIN INDETERMINATE THOUGH
MINIMALLY INCLUDED ‘IN-GENRE’
1
• ADDITIONAL NOTES
AS
NON-REQUIRED
INDEFINITE)
/
‘OPTIONAL’
(LENGTH:
FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN FOR
‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR EACH ‘TASK
TO BE LOGGED’)
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
1
TITLE / NAME:
Introduction to TT
DESCRIPTION:
Intern introduced to TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Top of C. Sylvester’s head illustrated
by H. Melgard
-Intern shown essential TT books
-Intern’s vision of C. Sylvester’s Skype
image impaired by stack of TT books
-Intern realizes TT is comprised of
insane and frighteningly silly people
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern relieved to be in like company
TASK (X):
2
TITLE / NAME:
Creation of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN
DESCRIPTION:
Creation and Demonstration of Publication
of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN by J. YearousAlgozin
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN created and
published
-Intern overwhelmed by flood of
information
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern excited to see Intern’s name in
print
TASK (X):
3
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Page Update/Link
DESCRIPTION:
Demonstration of creation of Tumlr
hyperlink to newly-published DEMO BOOK
FOR INTERN
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern learns to identify “hyperlink”
symbol
-Tumblr catalogue updated to include DEMO
BOOK FOR INTERN
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin realizes that DEMO
BOOK FOR INTERN will ruin his brand
TASK (X):
4
TITLE / NAME:
“List of Tasks” Created
DESCRIPTION:
H. Melgard creates “List of Tasks” for
Intern to complete
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“List of Tasks” created by H. Melgard
and shown to Intern
-Intern silently focuses on “List
of Tasks” bullet point “determining
catalogue cost” as single achievable task
for upcoming week
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-TT coping with uncertainty of what to do
with Intern
TASK (X):
5
TITLE / NAME:
TT Lunch Meeting
DESCRIPTION:
Tacos for lunch in back of Mexican
convenient store
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s first comped business lunch
consumed
-Discussion of upcoming poetry readings
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Bellies overfull
TASK (X):
6
TITLE / NAME:
Determining Catalogue Cost /
“Spreadsheet” 1
DESCRIPTION:
Determination of cost for purchase of all
TT books (+S&H)
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 24 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-After adding 45th book to Lulu cart,
cart reset to 0
-Intern begins work again, this time
filling out “Spreadsheet” as information
becomes available
-Discovery of maximum books per cart on
Lulu: 44
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern struggles to assign value to
irrecoverable past hour of life
TASK (X):
7
TITLE / NAME:
Determining Catalogue Cost /
“Spreadsheet” 2
DESCRIPTION:
Determination of cost for purchase of all
TT books (+S&H)
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 24, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Total cost of all TT books determined
(see “Spreadsheet”)
-“Spreadsheet” shared with TT via Google
Docs
-Intern plans to thoroughly forget about
“Spreadsheet” until next TT meeting
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at
time of entry of Task #7 data into
“Timesheet”]
-NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION
OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only
-No link for SOLITUDES
-JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK
ROOMS
-POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
-THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct
to PDF, not Lulu
(For resolution, see Task #21)
-BURIED links to Lulu, but lulu claims to not
have book.
(For resolution, see Task #17)
-Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on
tumblr
(For resolution, see Task #13)
-Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on
tumblr
(For resolution, see Task #13)
TASK (X):
8
TITLE / NAME:
Adobe Acquisition
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to download and install Adobe
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.25 hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 26, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Failure
-Intern’s ability to cope with technology
magnified
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern turns on Bright Eyes and ate Ben
& Jerry’s ice cream (Coffee Toffee Bar
Crunch) to alleviate sense of despair
TASK (X):
9
TITLE / NAME:
“List of Tasks” Update/Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Update and discussion of “List of Tasks”
for Intern to complete for TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“List of Tasks” for upcoming week
updated by H. Melgard
-Intern thoroughly daunted by “List of
Tasks”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-H. Melgard’s love of list-making
discovered by Intern
TASK (X):
10
TITLE / NAME:
Lunch Break
DESCRIPTION:
PB&J made by TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern seen breathing into shirt in
corner of room
-Intern’s anaphylaxis response to peanuts
revealed to TT
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern considers getting prescription
for EpiPen refilled
TASK (X):
11
TITLE / NAME:
Discussion of LA Gallery
DESCRIPTION:
Heated discussion of flakiness of LA
Gallery and effect of said flakiness on TT
Library compilation
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
40 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
N/A
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Validity of TT’s grant proposal
carefully ignored
TASK (X):
12
TITLE / NAME:
Microsoft Office Acquisition
DESCRIPTION:
Theft of Microsoft Office from SUNY
Buffalo for Intern’s use
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s computer equipped with
Microsoft Office Suite
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s approval of clandestine
technology distribution reinforced
TASK (X):
13
TITLE / NAME:
Editing Tumblr Issues
DESCRIPTION:
Deletion of redundancies on Tumblr page
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern informed by H. Melgard that
redundancies were intentional
-Intern replaces intentional redundancies
on tumblr page
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Time wasted
TASK (X):
14
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Edits
DESCRIPTION:
Adding of hyperlinks to TT books onto TT
Tumblr page
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Links successfully added to Tumblr page
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels productive
TASK (X):
15
TITLE / NAME:
Grant Information Email Conversation
DESCRIPTION:
TT round-table discussion concerning
appropriate content of email to T. Low
about grant proposals
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Grant proposal email composed.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-TT/Intern unanimously decrees that none
present understands anything about grant
proposals
-Intern feels included.
TASK (X):
16
TITLE / NAME:
Grant Information Email Composition
DESCRIPTION:
Composition of Grant Information Email by
Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Grant proposal email composed and sent
to T. Low
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern reads email aloud to TT
-Intern chuckles over Intern’s use of
“ulcerated” in email to T. Low
TASK (X):
17
TITLE / NAME:
Lulu Inquiry
DESCRIPTION:
Investigation into purpose of BURIED’s
“Not Available” status on Lulu
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that Lulu no longer offers
type of binding on which BURIED was
initially printed
-Yelled ineffectively at Lulu for
removing BURIED binding-type, effectively
limiting Joey’s artistic expressiones
(pronounced like “cojones”)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern learns how to spell “cojones”.
-BURIED still unavailable.
TASK (X):
18
TITLE / NAME:
Creation of TT PDF Library
DESCRIPTION:
Creation of complete library of TT PDF
books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 29, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All PDF books successfully downloaded to
Thumb Drive provided by TT
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[ Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at
time of entry of Task #18 data into
“Timesheet”]
-Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden”
by lulu. no access to PDF
-SNUG cover is blank
-MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not
exist.
-PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and
Paint the Rock
-No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES
-JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC
-WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to PDF
-BURIED download link is “forbidden”
TASK (X):
19
TITLE / NAME:
Thumb Drive Presentation
DESCRIPTION:
Intern began TT meeting with presentation
of Thumb Drive containing all TT PDF
books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Thumb drive containing all PDF books
labeled (TT BKS) by H. Melgard
-Thumb drive containing all PDF books
designated by H. Melgard as Greatest
Object to Exist, Ever
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s sense of self-worth inflated
TASK (X):
20
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Issues Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion of list of Tumblr catalogue
issues compiled by Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that issues discussed at
previous TT/Intern meeting had largely
not been addressed (see Task #7 for
reference)
- Tumblr Catalogue repairs delegated to
J. Yearous-Algozin
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-H. Melgard suggests that Intern
insert strikethrus on completed Tumblr
repairs while H. Melgard inserted said
strikethrus
TASK (X):
21
TITLE / NAME:
Observation of Gripe Sesh/Link Repair
DESCRIPTION:
Intern observes TT’s Gripe and Repair
session concerning C. Sylvester’s
inability to upload books properly
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Slanderous comments made about C.
Sylvester
-J. Yearous-Algozin fixes C. Sylvester’s
links
-H. Melgard labeled Joey as “enabler”
-Intern uncomfortably silent in corner
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-THE WORLD (andother links) fixed by J.
Yearous-Algozin
-Intern offers congratulations to Joey
-Suggestion put forward that UN be
contacted immediately and Nobel Prize
awarded to J. Yearous-Algozin
TASK (X):
22
TITLE / NAME:
Musical Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion by members of TT regarding
Drake’s new album
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still
undecided
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J.Yearous-Algozin acting as primary
advocate for album’s standing as Greatest
Album Ever
TASK (X):
23
TITLE / NAME:
Gutter Issues Introduction/Agitation
DESCRIPTION:
H. Melgard gives Intern lesson about the
frustrations of altering inner margin
(gutter) on PDF documents while trying to
fix gutter issues
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-H. Melgard becomes increasingly agitated
at being unable to easily solve gutter
issue
-Intern becomes fully aware of gutter
issues
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin states the opinion
that H. Melgard is unnecessarily worried
about issues outlined in Task #23
TASK (X):
24
TITLE / NAME:
Gutter Issues Solution
DESCRIPTION:
Trolling of internet forums for purpose
of resolving Task #23
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Link to forum offering possible solution
sent via email to H. Melgard
-Intern informed by H. Melgard that link
is ineffective in offering solution
-No solution found
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s opinion of internet forums
solidified as black-hole of falseinformation for the sake of selling
useless software
TASK (X):
25
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry
DESCRIPTION:
Intern introduced to and begins entering
data into “Timesheet” format developed by
C. Sylvester
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern begins filling out “Timesheet”
-Intern rebels at timesheet format
-H. Melgard labels C. Sylvester insane
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Skeptical laughter leveled at C.
Sylvester’s claims “Timesheet” should
take an average of 10 Minutes to complete
TASK (X):
26
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Complaints
DESCRIPTION:
Complaints filed to TT about C.
Sylvester’s “Timesheet” format
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
25 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Gently-worded call made by H. Melgard to
C. Sylvester
-No other OUTCOMES / RESULTS to report
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): section of Task
#26 originally left blank in passiveaggressive attempt by Intern to spite C.
Sylvester, later repaired by Intern (see
Task #47)]
TASK (X):
27
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Communal cigarette break on H. Melgard’s
fire escape to relieve stress caused by
Tasks #16 & #17
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Stress partially relieved
-H. Melgard agrees to ignore Task #23
-Intern agrees to continue Task #25
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Both participants feel they are being
magnanimous in granting remainder of TT
the OUTCOMES / RESULTS listed in Task #27
TASK (X):
28
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry/Formatting
DESCRIPTION:
Entered and formatted data on “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 6, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” up-to-date and successfully
formatted
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Excessive consumption of stimulants
required to induce Intern’s willing
cooperation in formatting of “Timesheet”
TASK (X):
29
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 1
DESCRIPTION:
Beginning of compilation of all TT/Intern
emails into “Emails” doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Struggled with copy/pasting entirety
of emails into Word doc “Emails” due to
hyperlinks embedded in emails
-Froze computer
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Curses hurled at Intern’s computer
(circa 2007) for being obsolete and
sadistic
-Retracted curses after realizing that
Intern’s lack of technological skill was
most probable cause of freeze
TASK (X):
30
TITLE / NAME:
Computer Reboot
DESCRIPTION:
Reboot of computer after freeze caused by
Task #29
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Computer rebooted
-Decided to copy/paste much more
conservatively in future creation of
“Emails”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Original “Emails” doc recovered
-Deleted recovered “Emails” doc, as said
doc contained only code-boxes from email
links
TASK (X):
31
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette break on Intern’s fire escape to
relieve Intern’s stress caused by tasks
#29 & #30
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Stress partially relieved
-Cough induced
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern requires inhaler (2 puffs) to
relieve wheeze induced by task #31
TASK (X):
32
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 2
DESCRIPTION:
Continued compilation and formatting of
emails into “Emails” via copy+paste
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All email correspondence between TT and
Intern collected into “Emails” Word doc
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern uncertain if “Emails” is
formatted “successfully”
-Intern belatedly considers taking
screen-shots of each email instead
TASK (X):
33
TITLE / NAME:
Timestamp Discovery
DESCRIPTION:
Discovered timestamp revealing “mouserollover” feature of Gmail
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Minute
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern struck with feeling of idiocy
upon revelation
(Intern had only noted date, not time, on
“Emails” previously)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Discovered timestamp could not be copied
-Intern debated ignoring timestamp
-Intern decided against ignoring
timestamp
TASK (X):
34
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 3
DESCRIPTION:
Went back through emails and “Emails” to
manually type timestamps for each email
into “Emails”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” successfully formatted with
timestamps in place
-Intern overcome with sense of
productivity
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern wonders if timestamp insertion
would have taken an hour if done in
tandem with Task #32
TASK (X):
35
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry
DESCRIPTION:
Entry of data into “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Data successfully entered
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern realizes that “Timesheet” has
formatting discrepancies
-Intern begins Task #36
TASK (X):
36
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Formatting
DESCRIPTION:
Formatting of “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8 & 9, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” uniformly formatted
-Headache developed by Intern
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern immensely proud of “Timesheet”
uniformity
TASK (X):
37
TITLE / NAME:
Compile/Format Intern’s First Book of
Poetry
DESCRIPTION:
Compilation and formatting of text and
images for Intern’s first book of poetry
entitled CURB YOUR DOG
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Poems and pictures compiled into Word
doc
-Intern pleased with content of doc
-Intern displeased with format of doc
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern plans more poems to be written
for CURB YOUR DOG by time of upcoming
final TT meeting and subsequent review of
docs to be compiled into INTERN BY INTERN
on May 11, 2015
TASK (X):
38
TITLE / NAME:
“Texts” Gathering
DESCRIPTION:
Gathering of all text message
correspondence between Intern and members
of TT for creation of “Texts” doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All text messages copy/pasted in
chronological order into “notepad” app of
Intern’s phone
-All time signatures manually added to
“notepad” app
-Intern’s right thumb joint becomes
painfully sore
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern curses task #38 while
simultaneously recognizing glory of
still-to-be-completed chapter of
collected texts doc (to be entitled
“Texts”)
TASK (X):
39
TITLE / NAME:
Transfer of Raw “Texts” Text to Word Doc
“Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
Movement of body of raw text from
“notepad” app “Texts” to Word doc “Texts”
via email
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Body of “notepad” doc “Texts” copy/
pasted into email by Intern to Intern
-Email sent by Intern
-Email received by Intern
-Body of email copy/pasted into Word doc
“Texts”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-“Sent from my iPhone” tag removed from
Word doc “Texts”
-Intern becomes aware that Intern’s mind
has become shockingly numb
TASK (X):
40
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to dispel numbness of mind
caused by Task #38 with trip out window
onto Intern’s fire escape for purpose of
satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-First cigarette of break smoked
-First cigarette of break deemed
insufficient in satisfying Intern’s
nicotine addiction
-Second cigarette of break smoked
-Intern belatedly remembers what sunlight
feels like
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern discovers that sunlight and
nicotine cannot completely dispel mental
lethargy
-Intern remembers the eventual need to
eat
TASK (X):
41
TITLE / NAME:
Buying Lunch
DESCRIPTION:
Purchase of hot foodstuffs from
Mediterranean restaurant across street
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern leaves apartment for first time in
24 hours
-Wallet lighter than before Task #41
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern too overwhelmed by looming Task
#42 to consume foodstuffs
-Intern sets hot food aside, resigned
to eat when appetite has returned after
completion of Task #42
TASK (X):
42
TITLE / NAME:
Format of “Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
“Texts” made to resemble text messages
as closely as possible by way of tedious
and time-consuming formatting processes
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Texts” doc formatted successfully
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels unexpected swelling of
pride that Intern thinks must equate to
what a parent experiences when watching
their child graduate from High school at
top of class
-Intern remembers Intern’s own lackluster
High School career
-Intern remembers it is Mother’s Day
-Intern remembers hunger
TASK (X):
43
TITLE / NAME:
Lunch/Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Consumption of foodstuffs acquired during
Task #41
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern consumes cold falafel and
vegetables
-Intern marginally revitalized
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern utilizes mild buoying of energy
to call Intern’s Mother for Mother’s Day
TASK (X):
44
TITLE / NAME:
Uploading to Google Drive
DESCRIPTION:
Uploading of “Texts” and CURB YOUR DOG to
Google Drive
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Docs successfully uploaded to Drive
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern resists urge to contact TT for
purpose of demanding immediate review of
aforementioned docs
TASK (X):
45
TITLE / NAME:
“Emails” Updating/Backlogging
DESCRIPTION:
Updating and editing of “Emails” doc with
previously overlooked/misplaced emails
to/from Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” doc updated
-Mistakes made during completion of Task
#32 repaired
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern continues struggle begun during
Task #29 to navigate Word’s reluctance to
accept links embedded in emails into body
of “Emails”
-Intern unsure, but thinks that Word is
punishing Intern for abuse sustained
during compilation of “Emails” by
producing ghost-text every time Intern
copy/pastes into “Emails”
TASK (X):
46
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Updating
DESCRIPTION:
Updating of Timesheet
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” updated
-Intern struck by disbelief upon logging
of Task #46: Intern debates possibility
of alien abduction to explain length
of time spent completing Task #46 and
said length of time’s inconsistency with
Intern’s sense of passage of time.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern completes Task #46 in
bewilderment
-Intern realizes format of “Timesheet”
section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” is
inconsistent with timestamp format
utilized in “Texts” and “Emails”
-Intern decides to begin revision to
“Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME
‘SPENT’” by replacing Intern’s personal
date format (“10may2015”) with standard
format (May 10, 2015)
-Intern immediately recognizes similar
inconsistency with references to chapter
previously titled “timesheet”
-Intern curses Intern as Intern decides
to repair inconsistencies by changing
“timesheet” to “ ”Timesheet” ”
TASK (X):
47
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Inconsistencies
DESCRIPTION:
Repair of inconsistencies discovered
in “Timesheet” outlined in “NOTES
(‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.75 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” formatted to Intern’s
satisfaction
-Multiple inconsistencies/edits not
listed in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section
of Task #47 discovered and repaired
(“List of Tasks” and “Spreadsheet” among
repaired inconsistencies)
-Completed “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section
of task 26
-Realized that Intern had drunk C.
Sylvester’s Cool-Aid, or else fell out of
touch with Intern’s sanity
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-After editing Task #8, Intern remembered
Intern had saved some of the ice cream
mentioned in said task
-Intern ate ice cream to make Intern feel
brief sensation of happiness
-Intern of Task #47 curses Intern of
Task#36 to be an ineffectual and careless
dolt
-During completion of Task #47, drunk
neighbors on roof played song “Anybody
but You” on acoustic guitar continuously
from 12:15 AM until 1:30 AM Monday
morning
-Intern develops hatred for
aforementioned song, and extreme dislike
for Intern’s drunk neighbors
-Intern resists urge to look over
“Timesheet” again for purpose of checking
for inconsistencies
-Intern shocked at Intern, tells Intern
to go to bed
TASK (X):
48
TITLE / NAME:
Finalization of “Activity Notes”
DESCRIPTION:
Transfer of “Activity Notes” from Text
Edit doc to Word doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Activity Notes” successfully
transferred to format uniform with other
INTERN BY INTERN docs
-Intern sneaks 15 Minutes of continued
reviewing/formatting of “Timesheet”
into Task #48 (logged in “APPROX. TIME
‘SPENT’”)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern did not follow advice given to
Intern by Intern in last point of Task
#47 “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL”) and Intern begins
to feel nauseous from staring at computer
screen for so long.
-Drunk neighbors upstairs moved into
apartment, still playing terribly at 3:41
AM
-Intern hereby decides to cut Intern off
from working on INTERN BY INTERN for
Intern’s sake
TASK (X):
49
TITLE / NAME:
Review of INTERN BY INTERN
DESCRIPTION:
TT Review of shard docs on Google Drive
for INTERN BY INTERN
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Excitement
-High-fives and failed fist-bumps all
around
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-After review of section “Texts”, J.
Yearous-Algozin informs H. Melgard that
macbook charger (see “Texts” for image)
is located in Wisconson
TASK (X):
50
TITLE / NAME:
Review of CURB YOUR DOG
DESCRIPTION:
TT Reviews Intern’s first compiled draft
of Intern’s first book of poetry, CURB
YOUR DOG
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern informed that text needs to be
edited and formatted
-H. Melgard encourages Intern to publish
elsewhere, ie via “First Manuscript
Competitions”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern accepts “OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of
Task #50 with quiet dignity
TASK (X):
51
TITLE / NAME:
Diabetes Awareness
DESCRIPTION:
Intern addresses issues provoked by
Intern’s type-1 diabetic tendencies
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s bloodsugar found to be
extremely high
-Intern wonders if excessive temperature
of NYC has limited potency of Intern’s
short-acting insulin
-Intern guesses at amount of insulin to
inject for purpose of bolstering insulin
injected before TT Meeting on May 11,
2015 which was administered for purpose
of lowering Intern’s excessive bloodsugar
levels before said TT Meeting
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels nauseous
-Intern plays it cool
TASK (X):
52
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette Break for purpose of giving
Intern time to collect “coolness” for
purpose of continuing work to be assigned
by TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #52 deemed
too minimal to notate
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern is thirsty
TASK (X):
53
TITLE / NAME:
“Beam Drop” Viewing
DESCRIPTION:
J. Yearous-Algozin shows Intern video
“Beam Drop” via youtube depicting
creation of artist Chris Burden’s beam
sculpture
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Beam Drop” viewed with immense
appreciation and laughter at joy of
creation
-J. Yearous-Algozin informs Intern of
Chris Burden’s recent death
-Intern and J. Yearous-Algozin take
moment to mourn Chris Burden’s passing
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Gloom hangs over TT meeting
TASK (X):
54
TITLE / NAME:
Placeholder Links Creation
DESCRIPTION:
Creation of placeholder links on TT
Tumblr page for L. Klotzman’s book MEAT
JOY ERROR FAILURE
APPROX. TIME ‘SP
25 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Placeholder links created
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern stores information in Intern’s
memory for purpose of replicating effect
of Tumblr links for Intern’s future
artistic productions
TASK (X):
55
TITLE / NAME:
Linking Lulu to Tumblr
DESCRIPTION:
Began linking MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE from
Lulu to Tumblr as J. Yearous-Algozin
simultaneously adds pdf of books to Lulu
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes (non-consecutive)
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Links created
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-(See NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’) of Task #54)
TASK (X):
56
TITLE / NAME:
PDF Book Download
DESCRIPTION:
Downloading of previously unavailable PDF
books from Tumblr to thumb drive “TT BKS”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-JUNK ROOMS downloaded to “TT BKS”
-AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded to “TT
BKS”
-Intern declares “TT BKS” Updated
-Intern realizes that JOY MEAT ERROR
FAILURE currently being uploaded by
J. Yearous-Algozin will need to be
downloaded upon completion
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin passes time by
singing catchy tune “everybody sucks
except for me”
-J. Yearous-Algozin’s song stuck in
Intern’s head
TASK (X):
57
TITLE / NAME:
Attempted “Spreadsheet” Update
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to update “Spreadsheet” with cost
of books notated in Task #56
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that Intern has not been
invited to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet”
-Intern verbally files request to H.
Melgard to be given clearance to edit
Google Doc “Spreadsheet”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Request granted
TASK (X):
58
TITLE / NAME:
Discussion of INTERN BY INTERN Docs
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion of how to best catalogue and
compile INTERN BY INTERN docs to include
all text generated on May 11, 2015
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Order of Operations for compilation
established
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels sad that final act of
emailing docs to H. Melgard for purpose
of compilation will not be included in
“Timesheet”
TASK (X):
59
TITLE / NAME:
Updating “Emails”
DESCRIPTION:
Updating “Emails” with emails sent to
Intern on May 11, 2015
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” updated
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-See “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” for Task #58
TASK (X):
60
TITLE / NAME:
Updating of “Spreadsheet” / Maths
DESCRIPTION:
Updating books outlined in Task #56 and
calculation of cost of said books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Spreadsheet” successfully updated (sans
S&H of L. Klotzman volumes)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern discovers H. Melgard’s entry of
L. Klotzman volumes into “Spreadsheet”
TASK (X):
61
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette Break to revitalize Intern
while H. Melgard leaves TT residence for
purpose of food acquisition
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Nicotine addiction satiated
-Intern feels pride at becoming adept at
returning to TT residence through window
from fire escape
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern recognizes that Intern’s window
egress is still awkwardly executed
TASK (X):
62
TITLE / NAME:
Updating “Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
Updating of “Texts” with texts sent to/
from Intern since completion of Task #38
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Texts” updated
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern wonders if Intern will need to
replicated Task #62 before publication of
INTERN BY INTERN
TASK (X):
63
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Updating
DESCRIPTION:
Updating “Timesheet” to include all Tasks
completed since completion of Task #48
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” successfully updated
-H. Melgard expresses astonishment at
witnessing amount of time and work
necessary to complete Task #63
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Continuance of Task #63 contained in
Task #64
TASK (X):
64
TITLE / NAME:
Emailing Updated INTERN BY INTERN docs to
H. Melgard
DESCRIPTION:
Compilation of INTERN BY INTERN docs into
email to be sent to H. Melgard
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Email with attachments “Texts” “Emails”
“Activity Notes” created and ready to
send
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern will save and upload updated-tocurrent “Timesheet” after completion of
creation of Task #64
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
Activity Notes
NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION
OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only
no link for SOLITUDES
JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK
ROOMS
POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct
to PDF, not Lulu
BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not have
book, apparently
Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on
tumblr
Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr
24april’15
1:30-2:10
added hardcover books to lulu shopping cart,
got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then cart overfilled
and reset. Began again, this time putting data into
spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart
limit is 44 books per cart.
3:45
finished with spreadsheet and maths.
shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread
will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of
week.
4:00
finished work.
26april’15
3:15-4:30
attempted download and install adobe. failed,
listened to bright eyes and ate ice cream.
27april’15
1:00pm - 3:00pm
met with TT, discussed things to do for the
week, made pb&j, got angry at flaky galleries. stole
microsoft office from SUNY buffalo.
3:00-3:10pm
deleted intentional redundancies on tumblr
page. replaced intentional redundancies on tumblr
page.
3:10-3:30
added links to tumblr page. emailed T.Low
about grants. yelled at lulu for removing bindingtype, effectively censoring Joey’s artistic
expressiones (pronounced like “cojones”).
29april’15
4:30pm- 6:30pm
downloaded all TT pdf books, notes below.
#victory
Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden” by
lulu. no access to pdf
SNUG cover is blank
MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not exist.
PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and
Paint the Rock
No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES
JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC
WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to pdf
BURIED download link is “forbidden”
4may’15
2:00-2:30
Met with TT. Thumb drive containing all
pdf books labeled (TT BKS) and designated by TT as
Greatest Object to Exist, Ever.
Went over list of issues discovered on tumblr
catalogue.
Listened to TT gripe about editor Chris
Sylvester’s inability upload books properly.
Slanderous comments made about his person as Intern
stayed silent in the corner. Joey fixed Chris’ links;
Joey labeled by Holly as “enabler”.
(The World fixed. Congrats, Joey. Someone
should let the UN know.)
Listened to Drake’s new album. Unanimous
verdict of album’s worth still undecided.
2:30-3:00
learned about “gutter issues”, learned that
this has nothing to do with drainage architecture.
trolled internet forums looking for answers.
not very helpful.
3:00
began filling out timesheet.
complained about timesheet.
emailed Chris about timesheet.
continued filling out timesheet.
6may’15
3:15-4:47
timesheet entering
8may’15
2:00-220
compilation of documents
struggled to copy/paste emails into Word format.
results: froze computer
reboot computer
10 minutes
email catalouging/pasting/formatting
2:30
- 330
cigarette break
10 minutes
continued email compilation
8:20- 9:00
up to date emails
9:00-10:00
found and placed timestamps on emails.
timesheet
10:00-10:30
formatted timesheet discrepancies
10:30-1:15
10may2015
compiled/formatted curb your dog
30 min
texts
4:00(20 min 2x cigarette break)
bought food 10min
-8:00
uploaded
cigarette break/food
20 minutes
emails updating/backlogging
1 hour
1030
timesheet updating
12:45after reading task 8, rememberd still had icecream.
similar inconsistencies found for “List of
Tasks” and “Spreadsheet”
Drunk neighbors on roof playing “anybody but
you” repeatedly beginning at 1215-1:30 AM Monday
morning
completed notes section of task 26
(task 36-first format. fuck old intern’s smugness
and lack of attention to detail)
-2:30 finished with revisions to “timesheet”
-3:30 still up and working despite telling myself
I’d go to bed.
Wondering why
Sleep now but first I haveto eat more cold falafel
and veggies
11may’15
TT meeting notes
Review of INTERN BY INTERN
1pm-130
-after reviewing “Texts”, joey informs holly that
power cord is in wisconson
-review of CURB YOUR DOG
130-2
-Intern checks bloodsugar (Intern is type 1
diabetic)
intern’s bloodsugar still very high (insulin from
morning had little to no effect)
-10 min cigarette break
5 min watching vid “Beam Drop” of beams being
dropped into wet cement from crane Chris Burden’s
sculpture
-2:20 begin work on creating placeholder tumblr link
for MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE by L. Klotzman
-2:45 finish
2:45-began linking lulu book to tumblr
added pdf books to thumb drive while waiting for
joey to finish uploading book to lulu
-joey passed time by singing his catchy song
“everybody sucks except for me” which then got stuck
in my head
-JUNK ROOMS downloaded (remember to add cost data to
spreadsheet)
-AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded
-joey shares information that brazil has verb for
“samba”, ie “samba”
-junk rooms : $7.40
-the world or republic 2: $31.22
-s&h for both books: $8.98
-Tax for both books: $4.23
-discovered I’m unable to edit spreadsheet on google
drive
-3:30
-discussion of formatting and compiling final INTERN
BY INTERN docs
3:40
-updated “emails”
3:55
-spreadsheet edits/maths
405
cigarette break
becoming adept at coming back in to TT house through
window
still need work at window egress
420
texts updated
425
timesheet updated
5:25
-uploading final docs of INTERN BY INTERN to drive.
Good luck, book!
Timesheet
GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’ // TARGET:
‘INTERN’2
USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO PERFORM AS
INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’).
PERFORMANCE = ‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR
‘LOGGING’ ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF
OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING PROTOCOL’):
• PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING
REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS
STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH ‘TASK’
REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE REGISTERED
AS ‘TASK’
• TASK (X)
X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH
TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED
(‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’)
• TITLE
OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK
• BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
• APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’
• APPROXIMATE DATE(S)
ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’
• BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF ANY)
OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
RESTRICTION FOR ‘TT’ USE ONLY: GENERIC ATTRITION SUCH
THAT ‘GENRE PARAMETERS = X,’ OR REMAIN INDETERMINATE THOUGH
MINIMALLY INCLUDED ‘IN-GENRE’
2
• ADDITIONAL NOTES
AS
NON-REQUIRED
/
‘OPTIONAL’
(LENGTH:
INDEFINITE)
FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN FOR
‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR EACH ‘TASK
TO BE LOGGED’)
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
1
TITLE / NAME:
Introduction to TT
DESCRIPTION:
Intern introduced to TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Top of C. Sylvester’s head illustrated
by H. Melgard
-Intern shown essential TT books
-Intern’s vision of C. Sylvester’s Skype
image impaired by stack of TT books
-Intern realizes TT is comprised of
insane and frighteningly silly people
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern relieved to be in like company
TASK (X):
2
TITLE / NAME:
Creation of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN
DESCRIPTION:
Creation and Demonstration of Publication
of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN by J. YearousAlgozin
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN created and
published
-Intern overwhelmed by flood of
information
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern excited to see Intern’s name in
print
TASK (X):
3
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Page Update/Link
DESCRIPTION:
Demonstration of creation of Tumlr
hyperlink to newly-published DEMO BOOK
FOR INTERN
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern learns to identify “hyperlink”
symbol
-Tumblr catalogue updated to include DEMO
BOOK FOR INTERN
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin realizes that DEMO
BOOK FOR INTERN will ruin his brand
TASK (X):
4
TITLE / NAME:
“List of Tasks” Created
DESCRIPTION:
H. Melgard creates “List of Tasks” for
Intern to complete
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“List of Tasks” created by H. Melgard
and shown to Intern
-Intern silently focuses on “List
of Tasks” bullet point “determining
catalogue cost” as single achievable task
for upcoming week
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-TT coping with uncertainty of what to do
with Intern
TASK (X):
5
TITLE / NAME:
TT Lunch Meeting
DESCRIPTION:
Tacos for lunch in back of Mexican
convenient store
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 20, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s first comped business lunch
consumed
-Discussion of upcoming poetry readings
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Bellies overfull
TASK (X):
6
TITLE / NAME:
Determining Catalogue Cost /
“Spreadsheet” 1
DESCRIPTION:
Determination of cost for purchase of all
TT books (+S&H)
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 24 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-After adding 45th book to Lulu cart,
cart reset to 0
-Intern begins work again, this time
filling out “Spreadsheet” as information
becomes available
-Discovery of maximum books per cart on
Lulu: 44
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern struggles to assign value to
irrecoverable past hour of life
TASK (X):
7
TITLE / NAME:
Determining Catalogue Cost /
“Spreadsheet” 2
DESCRIPTION:
Determination of cost for purchase of all
TT books (+S&H)
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 24, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Total cost of all TT books determined
(see “Spreadsheet”)
-“Spreadsheet” shared with TT via Google
Docs
-Intern plans to thoroughly forget about
“Spreadsheet” until next TT meeting
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at
time of entry of Task #7 data into
“Timesheet”]
-NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION
OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only
-No link for SOLITUDES
-JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK
ROOMS
-POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
-THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct
to PDF, not Lulu
(For resolution, see Task #21)
-BURIED links to Lulu, but lulu claims to not
have book.
(For resolution, see Task #17)
-Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on
tumblr
(For resolution, see Task #13)
-Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on
tumblr
(For resolution, see Task #13)
TASK (X):
8
TITLE / NAME:
Adobe Acquisition
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to download and install Adobe
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.25 hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 26, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Failure
-Intern’s ability to cope with technology
magnified
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern turns on Bright Eyes and ate Ben
& Jerry’s ice cream (Coffee Toffee Bar
Crunch) to alleviate sense of despair
TASK (X):
9
TITLE / NAME:
“List of Tasks” Update/Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Update and discussion of “List of Tasks”
for Intern to complete for TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“List of Tasks” for upcoming week
updated by H. Melgard
-Intern thoroughly daunted by “List of
Tasks”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-H. Melgard’s love of list-making
discovered by Intern
TASK (X):
10
TITLE / NAME:
Lunch Break
DESCRIPTION:
PB&J made by TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern seen breathing into shirt in
corner of room
-Intern’s anaphylaxis response to peanuts
revealed to TT
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern considers getting prescription
for EpiPen refilled
TASK (X):
11
TITLE / NAME:
Discussion of LA Gallery
DESCRIPTION:
Heated discussion of flakiness of LA
Gallery and effect of said flakiness on TT
Library compilation
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
40 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
N/A
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Validity of TT’s grant proposal
carefully ignored
TASK (X):
12
TITLE / NAME:
Microsoft Office Acquisition
DESCRIPTION:
Theft of Microsoft Office from SUNY
Buffalo for Intern’s use
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s computer equipped with
Microsoft Office Suite
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s approval of clandestine
technology distribution reinforced
TASK (X):
13
TITLE / NAME:
Editing Tumblr Issues
DESCRIPTION:
Deletion of redundancies on Tumblr page
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern informed by H. Melgard that
redundancies were intentional
-Intern replaces intentional redundancies
on tumblr page
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Time wasted
TASK (X):
14
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Edits
DESCRIPTION:
Adding of hyperlinks to TT books onto TT
Tumblr page
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Links successfully added to Tumblr page
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels productive
TASK (X):
15
TITLE / NAME:
Grant Information Email Conversation
DESCRIPTION:
TT round-table discussion concerning
appropriate content of email to T. Low
about grant proposals
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Grant proposal email composed.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-TT/Intern unanimously decrees that none
present understands anything about grant
proposals
-Intern feels included.
TASK (X):
16
TITLE / NAME:
Grant Information Email Composition
DESCRIPTION:
Composition of Grant Information Email by
Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Grant proposal email composed and sent
to T. Low
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern reads email aloud to TT
-Intern chuckles over Intern’s use of
“ulcerated” in email to T. Low
TASK (X):
17
TITLE / NAME:
Lulu Inquiry
DESCRIPTION:
Investigation into purpose of BURIED’s
“Not Available” status on Lulu
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 27, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that Lulu no longer offers
type of binding on which BURIED was
initially printed
-Yelled ineffectively at Lulu for
removing BURIED binding-type, effectively
limiting Joey’s artistic expressiones
(pronounced like “cojones”)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern learns how to spell “cojones”.
-BURIED still unavailable.
TASK (X):
18
TITLE / NAME:
Creation of TT PDF Library
DESCRIPTION:
Creation of complete library of TT PDF
books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
2 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
April 29, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All PDF books successfully downloaded to
Thumb Drive provided by TT
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[ Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at
time of entry of Task #18 data into
“Timesheet”]
-Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden”
by lulu. no access to PDF
-SNUG cover is blank
-MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not
exist.
-PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and
Paint the Rock
-No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES
-JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC
-WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to PDF
-BURIED download link is “forbidden”
TASK (X):
19
TITLE / NAME:
Thumb Drive Presentation
DESCRIPTION:
Intern began TT meeting with presentation
of Thumb Drive containing all TT PDF
books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Thumb drive containing all PDF books
labeled (TT BKS) by H. Melgard
-Thumb drive containing all PDF books
designated by H. Melgard as Greatest
Object to Exist, Ever
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s sense of self-worth inflated
TASK (X):
20
TITLE / NAME:
Tumblr Issues Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion of list of Tumblr catalogue
issues compiled by Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that issues discussed at
previous TT/Intern meeting had largely
not been addressed (see Task #7 for
reference)
- Tumblr Catalogue repairs delegated to
J. Yearous-Algozin
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-H. Melgard suggests that Intern
insert strikethrus on completed Tumblr
repairs while H. Melgard inserted said
strikethrus
TASK (X):
21
TITLE / NAME:
Observation of Gripe Sesh/Link Repair
DESCRIPTION:
Intern observes TT’s Gripe and Repair
session concerning C. Sylvester’s
inability to upload books properly
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Slanderous comments made about C.
Sylvester
-J. Yearous-Algozin fixes C. Sylvester’s
links
-H. Melgard labeled Joey as “enabler”
-Intern uncomfortably silent in corner
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-THE WORLD (andother links) fixed by J.
Yearous-Algozin
-Intern offers congratulations to Joey
-Suggestion put forward that UN be
contacted immediately and Nobel Prize
awarded to J. Yearous-Algozin
TASK (X):
22
TITLE / NAME:
Musical Discussion
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion by members of TT regarding
Drake’s new album
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still
undecided
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J.Yearous-Algozin acting as primary
advocate for album’s standing as Greatest
Album Ever
TASK (X):
23
TITLE / NAME:
Gutter Issues Introduction/Agitation
DESCRIPTION:
H. Melgard gives Intern lesson about the
frustrations of altering inner margin
(gutter) on PDF documents while trying to
fix gutter issues
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-H. Melgard becomes increasingly agitated
at being unable to easily solve gutter
issue
-Intern becomes fully aware of gutter
issues
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin states the opinion
that H. Melgard is unnecessarily worried
about issues outlined in Task #23
TASK (X):
24
TITLE / NAME:
Gutter Issues Solution
DESCRIPTION:
Trolling of internet forums for purpose
of resolving Task #23
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Link to forum offering possible solution
sent via email to H. Melgard
-Intern informed by H. Melgard that link
is ineffective in offering solution
-No solution found
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern’s opinion of internet forums
solidified as black-hole of falseinformation for the sake of selling
useless software
TASK (X):
25
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry
DESCRIPTION:
Intern introduced to and begins entering
data into “Timesheet” format developed by
C. Sylvester
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern begins filling out “Timesheet”
-Intern rebels at timesheet format
-H. Melgard labels C. Sylvester insane
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Skeptical laughter leveled at C.
Sylvester’s claims “Timesheet” should
take an average of 10 Minutes to complete
TASK (X):
26
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Complaints
DESCRIPTION:
Complaints filed to TT about C.
Sylvester’s “Timesheet” format
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
25 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Gently-worded call made by H. Melgard to
C. Sylvester
-No other OUTCOMES / RESULTS to report
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-[NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): section of Task
#26 originally left blank in passiveaggressive attempt by Intern to spite C.
Sylvester, later repaired by Intern (see
Task #47)]
TASK (X):
27
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Communal cigarette break on H. Melgard’s
fire escape to relieve stress caused by
Tasks #16 & #17
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 4, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Stress partially relieved
-H. Melgard agrees to ignore Task #23
-Intern agrees to continue Task #25
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Both participants feel they are being
magnanimous in granting remainder of TT
the OUTCOMES / RESULTS listed in Task #27
TASK (X):
28
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry/Formatting
DESCRIPTION:
Entered and formatted data on “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 6, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” up-to-date and successfully
formatted
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Excessive consumption of stimulants
required to induce Intern’s willing
cooperation in formatting of “Timesheet”
TASK (X):
29
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 1
DESCRIPTION:
Beginning of compilation of all TT/Intern
emails into “Emails” doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Struggled with copy/pasting entirety
of emails into Word doc “Emails” due to
hyperlinks embedded in emails
-Froze computer
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Curses hurled at Intern’s computer
(circa 2007) for being obsolete and
sadistic
-Retracted curses after realizing that
Intern’s lack of technological skill was
most probable cause of freeze
TASK (X):
30
TITLE / NAME:
Computer Reboot
DESCRIPTION:
Reboot of computer after freeze caused by
Task #29
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Computer rebooted
-Decided to copy/paste much more
conservatively in future creation of
“Emails”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Original “Emails” doc recovered
-Deleted recovered “Emails” doc, as said
doc contained only code-boxes from email
links
TASK (X):
31
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette break on Intern’s fire escape to
relieve Intern’s stress caused by tasks
#29 & #30
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Stress partially relieved
-Cough induced
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern requires inhaler (2 puffs) to
relieve wheeze induced by task #31
TASK (X):
32
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 2
DESCRIPTION:
Continued compilation and formatting of
emails into “Emails” via copy+paste
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All email correspondence between TT and
Intern collected into “Emails” Word doc
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern uncertain if “Emails” is
formatted “successfully”
-Intern belatedly considers taking
screen-shots of each email instead
TASK (X):
33
TITLE / NAME:
Timestamp Discovery
DESCRIPTION:
Discovered timestamp revealing “mouserollover” feature of Gmail
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Minute
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern struck with feeling of idiocy
upon revelation
(Intern had only noted date, not time, on
“Emails” previously)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Discovered timestamp could not be copied
-Intern debated ignoring timestamp
-Intern decided against ignoring
timestamp
TASK (X):
34
TITLE / NAME:
Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into
“Emails” 3
DESCRIPTION:
Went back through emails and “Emails” to
manually type timestamps for each email
into “Emails”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” successfully formatted with
timestamps in place
-Intern overcome with sense of
productivity
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern wonders if timestamp insertion
would have taken an hour if done in
tandem with Task #32
TASK (X):
35
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Data Entry
DESCRIPTION:
Entry of data into “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
45 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Data successfully entered
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern realizes that “Timesheet” has
formatting discrepancies
-Intern begins Task #36
TASK (X):
36
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Formatting
DESCRIPTION:
Formatting of “Timesheet”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 8 & 9, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” uniformly formatted
-Headache developed by Intern
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern immensely proud of “Timesheet”
uniformity
TASK (X):
37
TITLE / NAME:
Compile/Format Intern’s First Book of
Poetry
DESCRIPTION:
Compilation and formatting of text and
images for Intern’s first book of poetry
entitled CURB YOUR DOG
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Poems and pictures compiled into Word
doc
-Intern pleased with content of doc
-Intern displeased with format of doc
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern plans more poems to be written
for CURB YOUR DOG by time of upcoming
final TT meeting and subsequent review of
docs to be compiled into INTERN BY INTERN
on May 11, 2015
TASK (X):
38
TITLE / NAME:
“Texts” Gathering
DESCRIPTION:
Gathering of all text message
correspondence between Intern and members
of TT for creation of “Texts” doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-All text messages copy/pasted in
chronological order into “notepad” app of
Intern’s phone
-All time signatures manually added to
“notepad” app
-Intern’s right thumb joint becomes
painfully sore
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern curses task #38 while
simultaneously recognizing glory of
still-to-be-completed chapter of
collected texts doc (to be entitled
“Texts”)
TASK (X):
39
TITLE / NAME:
Transfer of Raw “Texts” Text to Word Doc
“Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
Movement of body of raw text from
“notepad” app “Texts” to Word doc “Texts”
via email
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Body of “notepad” doc “Texts” copy/
pasted into email by Intern to Intern
-Email sent by Intern
-Email received by Intern
-Body of email copy/pasted into Word doc
“Texts”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-“Sent from my iPhone” tag removed from
Word doc “Texts”
-Intern becomes aware that Intern’s mind
has become shockingly numb
TASK (X):
40
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to dispel numbness of mind
caused by Task #38 with trip out window
onto Intern’s fire escape for purpose of
satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-First cigarette of break smoked
-First cigarette of break deemed
insufficient in satisfying Intern’s
nicotine addiction
-Second cigarette of break smoked
-Intern belatedly remembers what sunlight
feels like
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern discovers that sunlight and
nicotine cannot completely dispel mental
lethargy
-Intern remembers the eventual need to
eat
TASK (X):
41
TITLE / NAME:
Buying Lunch
DESCRIPTION:
Purchase of hot foodstuffs from
Mediterranean restaurant across street
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern leaves apartment for first time in
24 hours
-Wallet lighter than before Task #41
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern too overwhelmed by looming Task
#42 to consume foodstuffs
-Intern sets hot food aside, resigned
to eat when appetite has returned after
completion of Task #42
TASK (X):
42
TITLE / NAME:
Format of “Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
“Texts” made to resemble text messages
as closely as possible by way of tedious
and time-consuming formatting processes
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Texts” doc formatted successfully
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels unexpected swelling of
pride that Intern thinks must equate to
what a parent experiences when watching
their child graduate from High school at
top of class
-Intern remembers Intern’s own lackluster
High School career
-Intern remembers it is Mother’s Day
-Intern remembers hunger
TASK (X):
43
TITLE / NAME:
Lunch/Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Consumption of foodstuffs acquired during
Task #41
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern consumes cold falafel and
vegetables
-Intern marginally revitalized
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern utilizes mild buoying of energy
to call Intern’s Mother for Mother’s Day
TASK (X):
44
TITLE / NAME:
Uploading to Google Drive
DESCRIPTION:
Uploading of “Texts” and CURB YOUR DOG to
Google Drive
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Docs successfully uploaded to Drive
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern resists urge to contact TT for
purpose of demanding immediate review of
aforementioned docs
TASK (X):
45
TITLE / NAME:
“Emails” Updating/Backlogging
DESCRIPTION:
Updating and editing of “Emails” doc with
previously overlooked/misplaced emails
to/from Intern
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” doc updated
-Mistakes made during completion of Task
#32 repaired
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern continues struggle begun during
Task #29 to navigate Word’s reluctance to
accept links embedded in emails into body
of “Emails”
-Intern unsure, but thinks that Word is
punishing Intern for abuse sustained
during compilation of “Emails” by
producing ghost-text every time Intern
copy/pastes into “Emails”
TASK (X):
46
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Updating
DESCRIPTION:
Updating of Timesheet
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.5 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” updated
-Intern struck by disbelief upon logging
of Task #46: Intern debates possibility
of alien abduction to explain length
of time spent completing Task #46 and
said length of time’s inconsistency with
Intern’s sense of passage of time.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern completes Task #46 in
bewilderment
-Intern realizes format of “Timesheet”
section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” is
inconsistent with timestamp format
utilized in “Texts” and “Emails”
-Intern decides to begin revision to
“Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME
‘SPENT’” by replacing Intern’s personal
date format (“10may2015”) with standard
format (May 10, 2015)
-Intern immediately recognizes similar
inconsistency with references to chapter
previously titled “timesheet”
-Intern curses Intern as Intern decides
to repair inconsistencies by changing
“timesheet” to “ ”Timesheet” ”
TASK (X):
47
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Inconsistencies
DESCRIPTION:
Repair of inconsistencies discovered
in “Timesheet” outlined in “NOTES
(‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.75 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 10, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” formatted to Intern’s
satisfaction
-Multiple inconsistencies/edits not
listed in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section
of Task #47 discovered and repaired
(“List of Tasks” and “Spreadsheet” among
repaired inconsistencies)
-Completed “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section
of task 26
-Realized that Intern had drunk C.
Sylvester’s Cool-Aid, or else fell out of
touch with Intern’s sanity
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-After editing Task #8, Intern remembered
Intern had saved some of the ice cream
mentioned in said task
-Intern ate ice cream to make Intern feel
brief sensation of happiness
-Intern of Task #47 curses Intern of
Task#36 to be an ineffectual and careless
dolt
-During completion of Task #47, drunk
neighbors on roof played song “Anybody
but You” on acoustic guitar continuously
from 12:15 AM until 1:30 AM Monday
morning
-Intern develops hatred for
aforementioned song, and extreme dislike
for Intern’s drunk neighbors
-Intern resists urge to look over
“Timesheet” again for purpose of checking
for inconsistencies
-Intern shocked at Intern, tells Intern
to go to bed
TASK (X):
48
TITLE / NAME:
Finalization of “Activity Notes”
DESCRIPTION:
Transfer of “Activity Notes” from Text
Edit doc to Word doc
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
20 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Activity Notes” successfully
transferred to format uniform with other
INTERN BY INTERN docs
-Intern sneaks 15 Minutes of continued
reviewing/formatting of “Timesheet”
into Task #48 (logged in “APPROX. TIME
‘SPENT’”)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern did not follow advice given to
Intern by Intern in last point of Task
#47 “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL”) and Intern begins
to feel nauseous from staring at computer
screen for so long.
-Drunk neighbors upstairs moved into
apartment, still playing terribly at 3:41
AM
-Intern hereby decides to cut Intern off
from working on INTERN BY INTERN for
Intern’s sake
TASK (X):
49
TITLE / NAME:
Review of INTERN BY INTERN
DESCRIPTION:
TT Review of shard docs on Google Drive
for INTERN BY INTERN
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Excitement
-High-fives and failed fist-bumps all
around
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-After review of section “Texts”, J.
Yearous-Algozin informs H. Melgard that
macbook charger (see “Texts” for image)
is located in Wisconson
TASK (X):
50
TITLE / NAME:
Review of CURB YOUR DOG
DESCRIPTION:
TT Reviews Intern’s first compiled draft
of Intern’s first book of poetry, CURB
YOUR DOG
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
30 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern informed that text needs to be
edited and formatted
-H. Melgard encourages Intern to publish
elsewhere, ie via “First Manuscript
Competitions”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern accepts “OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of
Task #50 with quiet dignity
TASK (X):
51
TITLE / NAME:
Diabetes Awareness
DESCRIPTION:
Intern addresses issues provoked by
Intern’s type-1 diabetic tendencies
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Intern’s bloodsugar found to be
extremely high
-Intern wonders if excessive temperature
of NYC has limited potency of Intern’s
short-acting insulin
-Intern guesses at amount of insulin to
inject for purpose of bolstering insulin
injected before TT Meeting on May 11,
2015 which was administered for purpose
of lowering Intern’s excessive bloodsugar
levels before said TT Meeting
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels nauseous
-Intern plays it cool
TASK (X):
52
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette Break for purpose of giving
Intern time to collect “coolness” for
purpose of continuing work to be assigned
by TT
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #52 deemed
too minimal to notate
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern is thirsty
TASK (X):
53
TITLE / NAME:
“Beam Drop” Viewing
DESCRIPTION:
J. Yearous-Algozin shows Intern video
“Beam Drop” via youtube depicting
creation of artist Chris Burden’s beam
sculpture
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Beam Drop” viewed with immense
appreciation and laughter at joy of
creation
-J. Yearous-Algozin informs Intern of
Chris Burden’s recent death
-Intern and J. Yearous-Algozin take
moment to mourn Chris Burden’s passing
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Gloom hangs over TT meeting
TASK (X):
54
TITLE / NAME:
Placeholder Links Creation
DESCRIPTION:
Creation of placeholder links on TT
Tumblr page for L. Klotzman’s book MEAT
JOY ERROR FAILURE
APPROX. TIME ‘SP
25 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Placeholder links created
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern stores information in Intern’s
memory for purpose of replicating effect
of Tumblr links for Intern’s future
artistic productions
TASK (X):
55
TITLE / NAME:
Linking Lulu to Tumblr
DESCRIPTION:
Began linking MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE from
Lulu to Tumblr as J. Yearous-Algozin
simultaneously adds pdf of books to Lulu
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes (non-consecutive)
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Links created
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-(See NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’) of Task #54)
TASK (X):
56
TITLE / NAME:
PDF Book Download
DESCRIPTION:
Downloading of previously unavailable PDF
books from Tumblr to thumb drive “TT BKS”
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-JUNK ROOMS downloaded to “TT BKS”
-AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded to “TT
BKS”
-Intern declares “TT BKS” Updated
-Intern realizes that JOY MEAT ERROR
FAILURE currently being uploaded by
J. Yearous-Algozin will need to be
downloaded upon completion
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-J. Yearous-Algozin passes time by
singing catchy tune “everybody sucks
except for me”
-J. Yearous-Algozin’s song stuck in
Intern’s head
TASK (X):
57
TITLE / NAME:
Attempted “Spreadsheet” Update
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to update “Spreadsheet” with cost
of books notated in Task #56
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Discovered that Intern has not been
invited to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet”
-Intern verbally files request to H.
Melgard to be given clearance to edit
Google Doc “Spreadsheet”
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Request granted
TASK (X):
58
TITLE / NAME:
Discussion of INTERN BY INTERN Docs
DESCRIPTION:
Discussion of how to best catalogue and
compile INTERN BY INTERN docs to include
all text generated on May 11, 2015
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Order of Operations for compilation
established
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern feels sad that final act of
emailing docs to H. Melgard for purpose
of compilation will not be included in
“Timesheet”
TASK (X):
59
TITLE / NAME:
Updating “Emails”
DESCRIPTION:
Updating “Emails” with emails sent to
Intern on May 11, 2015
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Emails” updated
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-See “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” for Task #58
TASK (X):
60
TITLE / NAME:
Updating of “Spreadsheet” / Maths
DESCRIPTION:
Updating books outlined in Task #56 and
calculation of cost of said books
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Spreadsheet” successfully updated (sans
S&H of L. Klotzman volumes)
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern discovers H. Melgard’s entry of
L. Klotzman volumes into “Spreadsheet”
TASK (X):
61
TITLE / NAME:
Cigarette Break
DESCRIPTION:
Cigarette Break to revitalize Intern
while H. Melgard leaves TT residence for
purpose of food acquisition
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
15 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Nicotine addiction satiated
-Intern feels pride at becoming adept at
returning to TT residence through window
from fire escape
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern recognizes that Intern’s window
egress is still awkwardly executed
TASK (X):
62
TITLE / NAME:
Updating “Texts”
DESCRIPTION:
Updating of “Texts” with texts sent to/
from Intern since completion of Task #38
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
5 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Texts” updated
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern wonders if Intern will need to
replicated Task #62 before publication of
INTERN BY INTERN
TASK (X):
63
TITLE / NAME:
“Timesheet” Updating
DESCRIPTION:
Updating “Timesheet” to include all Tasks
completed since completion of Task #48
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1 Hour
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-“Timesheet” successfully updated
-H. Melgard expresses astonishment at
witnessing amount of time and work
necessary to complete Task #63
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Continuance of Task #63 contained in
Task #64
TASK (X):
64
TITLE / NAME:
Emailing Updated INTERN BY INTERN docs to
H. Melgard
DESCRIPTION:
Compilation of INTERN BY INTERN docs into
email to be sent to H. Melgard
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
10 Minutes
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
May 11, 2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
-Email with attachments “Texts” “Emails”
“Activity Notes” created and ready to
send
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
-Intern will save and upload updated-tocurrent “Timesheet” after completion of
creation of Task #64
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
Author Last Name, First Name Book Title Pub
Year Price before tax / shipping total
cost of book
Chris Sylvester
Biography: There Past
$5.84
Chris Sylvester
GRID
5.84%
Chris Sylvester
THE REPUBLIC
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Chris Sylvester
STILL LIFE W/ BLOG
07/12/13 04:24PM // 05:12PM // 264 pgs MSWORD
// 10/18/13 // 3:45PM // 595 pgs MSWORD
$15.30
Chris Sylvester
STILL LIFE WITH EVERY
PANDA EXPRESS FOOD ITEM THREE TIMES FOR CHRIS
ALEXANDER’S “PANDA” BY CHRIS SYLVESTER
$39.32
Chris Sylvester
STILL LIFE WITH THE
POKÉMON YELLOW VERSION TEXT DUMP IN 30 PT.
MONACO FONT JUSTIFIED TO MARGIN DISTRIBUTED
AS A PDF OR A BOOK CONVERTED FROM A MICROSOFT
WORD DOCUMENT BY CHRIS SYLVESTER 2012/2013
$17.26
Chris Sylvester
TOTAL WALKTHROUGH
$22.10
ALEJANDRO VENTURA SPECULATIVE 2014 WHITNEY
BIENNIAL EXHIBITION CATALOGUE
$6.76
Divya Victor PARTIAL DERIVATIVE OF THE
UNNAMABLE
$3.75
Divya Victor PARTIAL DICTIONARY OF THE
UNNAMABLE
$5.54
Divya Victor PARTIAL DIRECTORY OF THE
UNNAMABLE
$6.82
Joey Yearous-Algozin 911 9/11 CALLS IN 911
PT. FONT: PART 1
$17.10
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PT. FONT: PART 2
$17.00
Joey Yearous-Algozin Buried
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$11.93
Joey Yearous-Algozin POETRY WALL STREET
VISUAL POETRY
$15.90
Joey Yearous-Algozin REAL KILL LIST
$8.56
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Faces of Death
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$6.16
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MyDeathSpace.com vol. 1
$13.48
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MyDeathSpace.com Vol. 2
$13.48
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MyDeathSpace.com vol. 3
$13.48
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Night and Fog
$6.30
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Nine Eleven
$7.36
Joey Yearous-Algozin, Holly Melgard WHITE
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$31.25
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Chris Alexander
McNugget
$19.24
Jeremiah Rush Bowen
FAGGOT
$12.18
Jeremiah Rush Bowen
NAZI
$12.38
CA Conrad Translucent Salamander
$6.33
Sarah Dowling Birds & Bees
$3.97
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$4.89
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COMPLETE GAMES
$5.85
Angela Genusa SPAM BIBLIOGRAPHY
$5.24
Lawrence Griffin
Ex Tempore
$8.02
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Ad Pedem Litterae: Vol. 1
$11.43
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Ad Pedem Litterae: Vol. 3
$11.46
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I RL, YOU RL
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By Maker Money
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$42.10
Holly Melgard Poems for Baby Trilogy I:
Colors for Baby
$5.38
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Foods for Baby
$5.38
Holly Melgard Poems for Baby Trilogy III:
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$5.38
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$329.53
Holly Melgard THE MAKING OF THE AMERICANS
$5.36
Nicolas Mugavero INSTRUCTIONS FOR KILLING
YOUR WIFE
$33.40
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$1.92
Chris Sylvester
ALL DOGS GO TO HELL
$32.98
Chris Sylvester
WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2
$31.22
Chris Sylvester
Junk Rooms
$7.40
Texts
H. Melgard—Intern
Wed, April 15, 5:58 PM
H. Melgard
Hi [Intern], this is Holly Melgard from Troll
Thread. I talked to Joey and Chris and we
would all be thrilled for you to intern for
TT! Question: are you planning on being at
Alice Notley’s reading tonight at the St.
Mark’s Poetry Project at 8pm? (Obvs don’t
go out of your way if you already have
other plans--just thought it’d be a great
to introduce you to joey. Chris lives in
Buffalo. Either way, we would love to meet up
this weekend, skype with Chris and to go over
some planning, etc.
Intern
Yeah I’ll be there with some of the class,
I’ll either run into you or text you when
I arrive. This weekend would be great, I’m
moving around on Friday so sat or Sunday
would be swell Wherever or whenever. Yes!
Excited!
Wed, April 15, 11:38 PM
Intern
My blog=poetry. I’ve got over a year of stuff
on there, but it gets better as you get past
the shit I did for Gail’s class. [Intern’s
poetry blog]
Fri, April 17, 8:55 PM
H. Melgard
Hi [Intern (misspelled)]--I did get your
text, we’ve just been in perpetual motion all
day. Sorry for delay. Yes, thrilled to see
you at 1 and for all! We live a few blocks
north of the 25th street station on the R
line--at [identifying information redacted].
The buzzer doesn’t work so just text when u
arrive. Will this work for u? We are flexible.
Intern
Yup perfect. I’ll text you then.
H. Melgard
Boosh. Yay!
Sat, April 18, 12:57 PM
Intern
Here!
H. Melgard
Yay! One sec sorry
Intern
Nbd
J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Sat, April 18, 2:38 PM
J. Yearous-Algozin
This is Joey
Mon, April 20, 11:36 AM
Intern
Hey Joey, intern here. Just checkin in,
letting you know that I’ll be heading over in
a couple hours... Honestly still need to grab
sustenance and caffeine, I’ll text you when
I’ve got a better ETA. I’ll bring my laptop,
anything else?
J. Yearous-Algozin
Hey, all u need is yr laptop. Lemme know when
to expect u.
Intern
Around two? I’ll text when I catch the train.
Hope that’s not too late.
J. Yearous-Algozin
No that’s fine
Intern
Sweet
Mon, April 20, 2:01 PM
Intern
Tricky service. Unable to text at the train,
see you in 5 ish.
Intern
Here
Wed, April 22, 4:14 PM
Intern
Shared spreadsheet, lemme know if all the
info is there. Also sent email to trllthrd@
gmail with some issues I encountered on the
tumblr site.
Thurs, April 23, 1:56 PM
H. Melgard
Hi [Intern]! (Holly here. So I’m visiting
this thig at the Met with u guys today. I’m
in te lobby. R u here?
Intern
On the steps!
Thurs, April 23, 5:02 PM
Intern
Could have sworn we agree we’re meeting
Monday’s... But Saturday? I’m down just
confused and checking.
H. Melgard
I thought Joey’s meeting w u this last Monday
was a one time thing, but I’ll double check
w the group. Doing it Saturdays means we can
collaborate with Chris (who works 6 days a
week and is less accessible otherwise)
Intern
Absolutely. Just lemme know and I’ll be
there.
Thurs, April 23, 7:12 PM
H. Melgard
Yeah no probs will do. Joey doesn’t get off
work til 9p on Thursdays, so I’ll get back to
u tomorrow after I check in w him. But I’m
like 90% sure our plan is for 1p this Sat at
least for this week. Of course just let us
know in advance if u need to reschedule for
a different time. Meanwhile, good seeing you
today!
Ps: also If for whatever reason I forget to
follow up, don’t hesitate to text to remind/
re-ask. I’m the worlds worst follow-upper!
Intern
totes, fo sho, suresies and good to see you
too!
J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Sat, April 25, 12:21 AM
J. Yearous-Algozin
Can’t do tomorrow
J. Yearous-Algozin
Monday
Intern
Received. Groovy.
H. Melgard— J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Mon, April 27, 9:51 AM
H. Melgard
Hi guys! Question: what time are we meeting
today?
J. Yearous-Algozin
I can do one o’clock if that works for
everyone.
H. Melgard
One works for me too. When is good for u
[Intern]?
Intern
One is great.
H. Melgard
Ok sounds good. Yay see u then!
Mon, April 27, 12:49 PM
Intern
Here
J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Fri, May 1, 11:56 AM
Intern
Hey 1pm tomorrow?
H. Melgard—J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Fri, May 1, 10:30 PM
Intern
What time tomorrow? One?
Sat, May 2, 6:06 AM
Intern
As we didn’t set a time for our meeting this
week, and I didn’t hear back from yall,
(texted Joey around noon yesterday) AND bc I
haven’t gotten any sleep yet— unless I get a
call from you in the early afternoon saying
otherwise, I’ll expect to see you later
today, sun or Monday. Hope I don’t wake you
up with this.
Sat, May 2, 9:12 AM
H. Melgard
No prob, [Intern]. Yes do sleep. Sorry so
slow to respond. I’ve been bedridden-sick and
still pretty sick today. Without exposing u
to any gross germs, let’s just meet Monday
at 1p to be safe. Text to confirm when u r
awake. Meanwhile, sleep!!! Thanks so much for
your patience :)
Sat, May 2, 11:00 AM
Intern
Of course! Rest well, feel better, let m know
when we will meet up again!
J. Yearous-Algozin
Yes--we’ll plan for Monday at 1pm.
Monday, May 4, 11:14 AM
Intern
Morning yall, just lettin you know I may be
up to an hour late, hopefully less. I hope
you’re feeling better, Holly!
H. Melgard
Thanks [Intern], I am feelin better! Good to
know. Looking forwar to seeing u soon :)
Monday, May 4, 1:26 PM
Intern
10blocks away, see you soon.
H. Melgard
Yay! Just text when downstairs and we’ll buzz
u up
Intern
Here
H. Melgard—Intern
Wed, May 6, 2:45 PM
Intern
Filling out time sheet. Although taking
more time than expected, intern has come to
realization that CSylvester’s time sheet
format is brilliant. Pages being produced.
Intern retracts previous statements about
time sheet limiting comedic effect.
H. Melgard
Heh heh awesome
Wed, May 6, 7:37 PM
Intern
Tragedy strikes: roommate severed cord of old
gen MacBook charger. Will be doing my best to
get a new one by this weekend, but for now,
all TT work (including placeholder-creation
for new book) will be put on hold until
computer can be charged. I will be going into
the city tomorrow with the intent of finding
a charger, but as it is old gen, acquiring
a new one may be difficult. If you have any
suggestions of places to go outside of the
obvious (Mac Store), please let me know.
On the plus side, before this happened I
completed the time sheet, which successfully
translated 2pgs of notes into over 20pgs of
publishable work. (It looks hella good)
H. Melgard
Oh sorry to hear that! Don’t worry about
setting up the klotzman book on lulu. It’s
still not done on our end and is taking
forever.
H. Melgard
You know, Joey had a computer like that one
(same as mine, right?) before the cat dumped
coffee on it. Earlier this year He’s holding
onto it in hopes of rescuing the years of
photos and writing still trapped in it. He’d
probs let u borrow his chord until u find one
in the city. If I find it, want me to bring it
tomorrow? (I’ll b at Rizzoli’s)
Intern
Yes please! That would be perfect!
H. Melgard
Make sure it says “60W MagSafe” on your old
power adapter. That’s the kind we have. Let
me know if not. Using the wrong wattage power
adapter on your macbook makes your battery
loose it’s ability to hold a charge after a
while, and there are a bunch of different
ones for te same gen of computer.
H. Melgard
Intern
Yup same one. The plug looks like this, yes?
Intern
H. Melgard
It’s got that
H. Melgard
60W?
Intern
Yup and sick.
Wed, May 6, 10:03 PM
H. Melgard
I’ve been looking but still haven’t found it.
I’ll keep digging. Let me know if another
alternative crops up
Intern
Bollux. Okay, I’ll let you know, but if you
can’t find it imma have to just go out and
track one down either tomorrow before class
(unlikely) or Friday. Don’t break your back
over it— I’ll make it work.
Thurs, May 7, 12:37 PM
H. Melgard
There are lots of shops on canal in china
town that carry all kinds of knock offs of
things like that but I wouldn’t recommend cuz
if it’s not the exact right kind it’ll weaken
your battery. We have amazon prime, so let
us know if u want to use our free orrynight
shipping to order a new one
Intern
I found a shop in Brooklyn that is open till
7 today and has them, I’m gonna nab a new one
after class or tomorrow morning. So! Delayed,
but not indefinitely!
Fri, May 8, 2:56 PM
Intern
Can you have Chris send Intern an email
saying that he changed his mind again and
wants the time sheets completed in the
originally proposed format?
Sat, May 9, 11:02 PM
Intern
Also, rough draft docs uploaded to drive.
Sat, May 9, 11:20 PM
H. Melgard
Oh amazing. Thanks [Intern]! I saw it and
it is amazing! Question: why not include all
texts and emIls we’ve exchanged? Just an ideA
Intern
I included all emails to an from Intern,
but I can update with emails from my other
accounts as well. And then another chapter:
texts. I’ll get it done tomorrow. May leave
off creating the master doc until our meeting
Monday, as I can’t figure out how to get the
spreadsheet added to a master doc. Plus I
still haveto get my poems compiled and sent
to you tomorrow, and then update the thumb
drive. So. Intern will be busy this Sunday.
Intern
My only concern with adding texts and emails
is the removal of Intern’s anonymity by
revealing my name too soon. I’d like it to
just be a footnote at the very end of text,
like:
Intern X = [Intern]
Just above the Troll Thread 2015 tag. So
should I go through and substitute my name
for Intern on those emails/texts?
H. Melgard—J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern
Sun, May 10, 7:57 PM
Intern
1pm tomorrow? Resolved issues mentioned to
holly via text. Finishing formatting of doc
containing entire body of texts between TT
and Intern… It looks hot as fuxk. Will upload
to google drive in next hour or so, hope
that’s not too late--- I know holly said she
wanted to see the docs before tomorrow.
H. Melgard
That is awesome. Thanks for uploading!
Mon, May 11, 10:25 AM
H. Melgard
Also, yes! Looking forward to seeing u at 1
(obvi)
Mon, May 11, 1:06 PM
Intern
Here
TITLE: POEMS ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN;
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by Christopher Russell, triangulated by Mark Owens,
and amended by Sofia Borges.
Copyright 2015 Area Sneaks
All Rights revert to authors and artists upon
publication
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heard recently that commune editions or someone had
acquired an intern troll thread had an intern once
his name was ‘Phil’ I guess what follows constitutes
maybe a cautionary tale re: installing rendering
service to whatever unspeakable forces or powers,
Old and Last Things, such as ‘Intern’ but perhaps
it is too late yes of course it is too late TITLE:
POEMS ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN;
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 01, INTERN_
BINDER1;
of events surrounding liquidation of ‘Phil’ [...]
discourses numbingly hopeless grotesque [...]
poor quality therefore—though certainly not intended
to be—a boon to us as well [...]
meager consolations all [...]
clear and direct account of so-called ‘installation’
of ‘Intern’ only further debasement of whatever
target [...]
supposed ‘motives’ of said three principle or
primary participants (human ‘actors’ ‘agents’
‘service providers’) [...]
wishing each of them in turn the worst [...]
first among subsequent victims of course [...]
a belated and ultimately useless warning [...]
from all indication our world—or the ability to
maintain said world—has already ended and it is just
now that we (human things) are hearing of its ending
[...]
if there is no comfort to be found here it is
because for ‘us’ comfort is henceforth disallowed
(to say nothing of mercy) [...]
cling tight oh reader to what little whatever you
might have left.
[...]
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 02, 2
Dedications & 1 Lament;
1, to find for u
‘Intern’
ur proper seat
like trash
poor
poor
‘Phil’
2, unto u
‘Intern’
is rendered ‘Phil’
ur support or
prop
apparatus anyway
by ur whim
rough use
confirmed
1, ‘Intern’
back of which is
nothing
but a target
marked ‘Intern’
how many
until it is enough
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 03, ‘Intern’
placement / provision;
of course it is ‘Intern’ whose name
is carried on what fetid breath
issued by the opening of such places that exist only
‘to be opened’ and always to the
detriment of those who do so open them—
escapes upon their opening at the first breach and as
the
first fact of an immanent or emergent
foulness, a First Foulness available
at (or as) those same places where
blackness folds in or rubs out (or
through) places whose only afforded
position is again and always ‘unfortunately
to be opened.’
and so it is that ‘Intern’ in its turn
is positioned—finally—as the first
such place or ‘in the first place’—
though obviously after the fact of the word’s
issuance real-time (as it were) or its arrival as
‘first contact’
in any number of forms of course
as the production or consequence of said ‘first
contact’ (‘a name disclosed
by way of opening’)—the first
note of that rubbing through or out, certainly, but
also indication of primary status granted ‘Intern’
as a first figure or target of
said First Foulness, First and Last Name
and as for those
who come to occupy its place
—the ones marked by that name
the openers producing that name by their opening
outward of an unending
folded in blackness perpetually and
only afforded as ‘to be opened (sooner or later as
if by fate)’ and which therefore
discloses nothing but said name like a
curse stinking of unearthly decay—
despite facts such as those thus indicated or
enrolled under ‘Intern’ in the First Instance or as
the same deserve only pity while such is obvious
it is nonetheless the case that those unfortunates
nonetheless absolutely
and in every instance stand withheld from ‘the
pitiable’ they are the lamentable surely and only
the lamentable
thanks precisely to the twist of their suffering in
the
place of ‘Intern’
or as the place of ‘Intern’ divorced from all one
black and fetid tendril of that First Foulness
always worse for all involved and uninvolved and
requiring of any one of us our
total enrollment without of course itself ever
requiring
same
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POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 04;
the relaxation of ‘Phil’ as in a slow dispersal or a
kind of ‘bleed’ of ‘Phil’ his dilution and eventual
whatever disappearance
like an antbird or some other kind of ant following
bird upon entering or exiting a zone or fragment
anyway a still operational place
persisting only as a vector in decline of itself or
whatever himself or again whatever
yeah a kind of ‘Phil-bleed’ into u as amensal locale
or
neighborhood or full-stop or as in a solution
‘Intern’
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 05;
can there be delicacy or elegance of approach re: u
‘Intern’ something closer to his careful rolling up
of the whole damn thing and sticking it in some hole
closer at least than the parade of pointless human
fucking thereby allowed—permitted and inaugurated
by stupid quadruple wedding—in the dream u were
like LinkedIn a massively-distributed self-prompting
coupling-matrix and every human thing
yeah fruit right because no elegance available
before u ‘Intern’; awkward suffering to stand of the
blood sick and/or human children
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 06;
foreignness of the pedestal—crudely shaped rock worn
smooth by time and wrought as if expecting said
smoothness—is evident in its color a shade never
meant for human regard and only describable as a
vinegar for the eye
all of which speaks to the wretchedness of what
this pedestal was—and still is—meant to support
and display or come to support and display (as it
was meant to welcome and exhibit the accumulated
afflictions of time):
‘Intern,’ or any human thing that has been enrolled
as prop for same
oh what horrid devotion—what measured and slavish
delight—enthusiasm for one’s own annihilation
exhibited
required to assemble or fabricate such a stage or
scaffolding in any case a zone that would persist
maintained as to be occupied by ‘Intern’—that name
given to what for human is only ever total and
caustic indifference—leveling wave or vector forming
itself out from itself marking itself out as it
‘passes’
and in ‘passing’ posing and disposing of
what it thus levels forever and always
‘us’ in the sense of each and every human thing or
human instance—likewise us its only evidence
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 07;
a dilapidation of the soul or
blighting like what’s his name ‘Phil’ given u
‘Intern’ an unfortunate
whatever curdling where soul functions a kind of
exo-rigging or locational dressage real like heaven
is real or a sort of fixing/patching
anyway placement for invasive wedge henceforth to
expand at an alien tho persistent rate
re-zoning of permission or affordance
effects withering at root for ‘human’ or any given
specimen of same passing
over an affliction of features and generic
coordinates swarms of afflictions perfecting
disappearance best described as ‘both total and
leaky’
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 08;
‘Intern’—poem is a retreat before u—a squid-like
backward going or anxious
squirting
that with every other cephalopod is marked for or by
extinction—its ink sucked behind it
going with it without notice or consequence—leaving
only slime or residue of its already accomplished
and tentacular cessation
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 09;
knowing nothing of pottery, but with
some small understanding of ‘Intern’
and dogs
as lamentable horizon
permitting a distinct
disinterest even spitefulness re:
human fabrication no matter what ‘medium’
prompted and preempted relieved of art afforded so
faire a day of Doome
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 10;
but people say talk too much
that there are rules like three
second rules
but ‘Intern’
it is all for u like ‘Intern’ it is all for
get rid of those people and all the other ones also
get rid of
get rid of every person
all the people
get rid of all of them
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 11, full
relaxation of ‘Intern’;
& so ‘Intern’ was gone or left and no one
left was capable of description
like exactly how it had disappeared
tho they were all looking right at it at that time
it is maybe this fact—this like ‘pointed
blindness’—proves revealing re: ‘Intern’
which hasn’t at all vanished never having been ‘not
there’ in the First (and Last) Instance
or stages the revelation of ‘Intern’ as curse—an
operational curse tragically stupid affair etc. a
curse because it is always suffered no matter what—
suffered by each and every human thing
or so long as at least one instance of ‘human’
persists
an old curse but unfortunately always true: ‘for
they have eyes so that they do not see’
‘Intern’ being the First Name of this curse and its
Last Name also of course the product and source let
us remain consistent explore conclusions
so:
there has been and will be ‘Intern’ given the
persistence of at least one human thing
as minimal fact of said human thing’s inescapable
‘operational weakness’
a persistence which with any luck
soon to be dispatched or dispensed with
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POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 12;
having to explain that ‘Intern’ is a kind of crack
or fissure in the ground that smokes that you shove
things into because afraid or scared things like
bodies / ‘Phil’
‘Intern’ demands and then just takes and takes w/
out end or in the end will have always been taking
hisses ‘open’ even as u move to open request
flourish of staging gagging on whatever like flesh or
smoke from burning flesh
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 13;
the issue of: and to what ‘Intern’ do I compare—like
what likeness or installation do u demand—not that
the question would bring back for instance ‘Phil’
his being irreversibly chopshopped by unavoidable
fiat definition
this is not a question can’t be since ‘Intern’
issues only as ‘demand’ and so affords or permits no
other likenesses
other than the many and sundry figures of submission
always evidentiary variations thematically repugnant
in their unlimited capacity for dampening complexity
or intrication across all levels—hints of which
glimpsed
in what remains of again for example ‘Phil’
inescapable strip-mining and/or arrangement of
‘person’ at cost
total destitution or pseudoscapulomancy that
upon its deciphering
pings or registers whatever reports back
simply ‘no’ in the place of human future—‘input
error’—recording and in recording ensuring
withdrawal of said future
complete and accomplished as fact or instantaneous
cancellation too gradual to be perceived by those
involved—a description that fits if consent can be
uncoupled from, unequivocally
disallowed by, said fact, which it is also
already has been
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 14;
perhaps single most terrifying aspect of what has
been wrought from / by way of ‘Phil’ his seeming
lack of awareness that the one even he persists in
calling ‘Phil’ no longer exists save as a docking
point or logic gate for some profane and obscure
evil—unimaginable generic.
Flat like only appearing as depth from ‘our side’
yes a flatness brought into our world the world
whatever a place a domain capable of autonomous
almost-autonomous emergence and operation degraded
of all scalar or striated registers massive supply
chain reduction in complexity and also again as
unending ‘no’ held up equally to all intrication and
likewise to all base material or prime all options
always as ‘no’ going on forever undulating at times
(horror of horrors) localized like falls into or
gets jacked in or gets involved with humans (re:
‘Phil’ as its occasion) assembles an instance of
that eternal ‘no’ its being said for the first time—
again
and of course there are also involved other
humans other than the one who serves as instance
or occasion (the one thus fated)—almost always
anyway—having some hand or share in the awful work
engineering or installation at least assuming
some share of its operational load / burden /
debt as part of said installation—illustration:
as in outsourcing server space or processing
capacity anyway there are always many viable or
understandable reasons ends whatever intent motives
for whoever’s involvement in such doings—all in the
end simply and beautifully stupid enough to grant
that flatness (‘Intern’ oh ‘Intern’) proper support
for emergence obviously I am counted among the
number of those referred to here
and as could be expected as one such duly and surely
installed support apparatus—deployed disposed of by
‘Intern’—our good ‘Phil’ is permitted some fantasy
concerning his persistence as ‘person’ like excuse
or lie for his operation (thus for said persistence)
as weaponized platform (yet another patient +1/-1)
sustaining at one site or as one site the eternal
issuance or streaming into our world of that
awful and indefatigable ‘no’ coming from whatever
impossible reserve of flatness and/or maybe as a
wailing or affront prosecuted against every human
thing evidence of its impossible indefinite and
unavoidable status universally leveraging ‘no’—again
and again u—oh ‘Intern’—
it is not for any of us so enrolled in ‘human’ as
‘human’ to guess at ur—stop no shitty comforts like
that u ‘Intern’ participate in whatever petty game
means and ends all awkwardnesses of ‘having designs’
or like plans—only minimal excuses permitted as in
‘can’t help or stop loving something someone which
like everything else doesn’t matter but can’t stop’
whatever effective as excuse to exact extent that
it—like every other excuse—has been denied already
thus prolonging that denial as operational reach of
none other than u
ok it’s done now—shambling monstrosity or place
where u come in—goes out under the name of ‘Phil’
makes whatever way out into squalor (that sole human
privilege) as aggravation or terminal intensification
of said squalor exacting or inciting the worst as
its course its making of its way worse for whatever
but always for humans and most definitely for ‘Phil’
cannot say I am happy to have been part or party to
installation of this terminal affliction—its roping
into ‘our world’ where us humans are—nor will I
say that I regret ‘my’ actions indeed I am still
more certain of this fact than the previous if only
because in any case and always in the end we props
for ‘human’ meat platforms deserve whatever ‘Intern’
extracts from us or exacts upon us in the form of a
pre-enacted pact or vile marriage unavoidable total
theft or destitution
really even ‘deserving’ proves too good a thing—
make no mistake it was already arranged that ‘Phil’
should be called by that name given over as site or
zone of the going forth of ‘Intern’—fate proving
irrevocably once again that there isn’t any reason
some reason that there was never any choice—
that every choice proves staged or stage managed
dispensed with before choice itself emerges as a
prescribed or programmed whatever feeling option
each human thing therefore premised by a suspension
of said consent before the fact—and that what has
been done—again and again ‘wrought’—by way of
human operation reduces each human thing one by
one thus implicated in said operation to a locus
for repetition of the most trivial and inelegant
strivings— filigrees without theme or purpose—again
as said soon to be dispensed with
that is to say would have happened one way or
another—with or without ‘me’ or like ‘us’—which is
perhaps sole lesson one can learn from u ‘Intern’—
lesson that does not add or whatever enrich just
takes away makes not viable—takes and takes and
takes—until like ‘Phil’ nothing left of any one of
us save what pointless reminder
and then only dressage vague and indefinite until
there is no more dancing for us poor horses
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 15, born
again among the mammals ‘Phil’;
poem abt dreams or ‘dreams’
poem abt systems
poem abt scream fetish or screaming fetish
poem abt the baby ‘Phil’ who somewhere in some
secret cove or chamber that baby who
total affliction
and also total enjoyment of said affliction
in other words baby that is end or full stop
rendering impossible all ‘human’ capable of
say it again
total enjoyment of said unbinding of ‘human’
that it also is
baby moment to moment wracked by its purpose wears
said affliction in its baby skin
and in wearing it is cumming
and cumming and cumming over and over again and it
is ‘Phil’ reborn or reprised again in
mammal skin
basalt island where birds disgorge what plastic in
their
stomachs before suiciding like diving into it—rocks
and plastic—where
countless tuna
dashing themselves countless countless
against same rocks soaking them so much blood guts
insides mercury
poison where whales and dolphins twist
impossible orgasms self-beach in dissolution autopillage vectors
sperm and spermaceti and sheets of
flesh fat everything else in them radiation stripped
off shore spires broken ice
scabrous distorted by melt but large still and
sometimes larger floats of trash permafrost
proliferation of leaks methane bubbles
sheets upon sheets of them up water column all
simmer and visible frothing of methane at surface
all zones of atmosphere peeled back from themselves
atmosphere itself peeled back like a scab and sun at
tellurian omega here comes the baby oh
the baby ‘Phil’ here he comes
comes forth unwalking does not stride instead born
in cum blood dead things plastic also rot born
cumming always cumming continually for all time and
forever
without crying after all what baby
no need for crying nothing to demand and so from
birth cumming and adding
continually and always to the mess that welcomed it
and that in welcoming it soaked it slick
it that baby ‘Phil’ adding keeping pace with it
with whatever world the baby ‘Phil’ is unzips as
itself figure of that unzipping
oil—natural gas—floating in it
in now opaque now translucent bubble as if pope or
whatever some kind of future bed
week 8 baby somehow ‘fully grown’ still w/ tail the
undifferentiated sex organs
all the horrible and gross bounty of deep and
pelagic sea coughed up rotting sharks ringing ever
the mound
middens cutting boring gorging anyway choking
poison and poisoned meat expired or expiring
therefore sharks expiring thus added to
mound or middens pods of killer whales vomiting
whole colonies of seals and sea lions
in all states of disarticulation inevitable
prelude to tearing one another apart wholesale
disintegration of long standing familial pacts or
bonds
vast legions of mid-chain fish exploding out from
water to die twitching in muck possessing for once
and to no purpose in their annihilation the shore
mouths opening closing gills pulsing unblinking
eyes turning likewise opaque—swarms generations of
insects sloughing larval states
thus feeding mating dying almost immediately if not
immediately burning circuits
every type of crab competing
flesh scrap what rank or decayed leavings all dying
also leaving
carapaces plausibly and implausibly intact
squid octopus cuddle fish
each coupling and uncoupling and so the world
coupling and uncoupling the end
POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 16, ‘last
things’;
at altar edge as hope as withered
to have what faith against all fact
at altar edge all briar all thistle
as yet as yet might work but not
again but won’t so hope all dead
and thus as said to have again
at altar edge edged in affliction
so no effect so no impression
and knowing that it wouldn’t know
yet knows and makes so makes me so
what makes of us what levels us
again to have but only once
thus poorly said pathetic thus
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EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable,
download only
no link for SOLITUDES
JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for
JUNK ROOMS
POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
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have book, apparently
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Intern,
Please wait for request from TT for log of
activities.
Given that prior attempt to register activity
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of activities.
Best,
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NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF
EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable,
download only
no link for SOLITUDES
JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for
JUNK ROOMS
POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes
direct to PDF, not Lulu
BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not
have book, apparently
Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET
on tumblr
Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on
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THERE PAST and then shopping cart overfilled
and reset. Began again, this time putting
data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson
learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per
cart.
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shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread
will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of
week.
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NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF
EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable,
download only
no link for SOLITUDES
JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for
JUNK ROOMS
POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book
version available
THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes
direct to PDF, not Lulu
BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not
have book, apparently
Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET
on tumblr
Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on
tumblr
1:30-2:10 added books , got to BIOGRAPHY:
THERE PAST and then shopping cart overfilled
and reset. Began again, this time putting
data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson
learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per
cart.
3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths.
shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread
will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of
week.
---Intern
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Intern X [email protected]
Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 3:30 PM
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Trisha,
Hello! My name is [Intern X], I’m an
[College] student currently in NYC for poetry
class, and am acting as Troll Thread’s first
and only intern. Holly and Joey asked me
to contact you about gathering information
about receiving grants for Troll Thread,
as you have “extensive knowledge” on that
particular subject. As it is, we are unsure
if there will be a showing of TT’s complete
work in LA this summer or not, but we are
still hoping to get a full set of books to
house and display somewhere. I’ve never done
grant writing before, and have absolutely
no idea where to begin, so any information
or pointers you have would be greatly
appreciated. Holly mentioned that you might
know of grants or places to apply to, if any,
or may know of tools or websites or whatever
that could aid me in the grant writing
process. None of us have any idea about how
to go about this: I cannot stress that point
enough. Ulcerated.
Hope all is well on the West coast, and I
look forward to hearing from you.
Best,
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Re: Subject line // TIMESHEET
christopher sylvester
Tues, Apr 28, 2015 at 9:21 PM
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Intern X (you)
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‘Intern,’
Find attached “Form: Timesheet” as both
.docx file and .pdf file (compatibility
considerations). “Fill out” timesheet and
return via email.
It is good that you exist.
C / ‘TT’
On Sat, Apr 18, 2015 at 2:54 PM, Intern
<[email protected]>‬ wrote:
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question/timesheet
Intern X <[email protected]>
Mon, May 4,2015 at 3:35 PM
to christopher‬
see attached
[attached document text reproduced below:]
Hey Chris,
Just wanted to check that I’m filling out the
timesheet in the way you want.
Below is the beginning of the timesheet,
after that is the document that I have been
writing up of my time spent (which I am now
breaking down to fit the requested format)
TASK (X):
1
TITLE / NAME:
Determining Catalogue Cost
DESCRIPTION:
Went through Tumblr page to compile all TT
books for purpose of determining total cost
of library.
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
3 Hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
24april2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
total TT books cost discovered. See shared
Spreadsheet.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
Lulu maximum books per cart discovered: 44
TASK (X):
2
TITLE / NAME:
Adobe Acquisition
DESCRIPTION:
Attempt to Download and Install Adobe
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
1.25 hours
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
26april2015
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
Failure.
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
After failure, put on Bright Eyes and ate
icecream.
TASK (X):
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
24april’15
1:30-2:10
added hardcover books to lulu shopping
cart, got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then
cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this
time putting data into spreadsheet as I went.
Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books
per cart.
3:45
finished with spreadsheet and maths.
shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread
will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end
of week.
4:00
finished work.
26april’15
3:15-4:30
attempted download and install adobe.
failed, listened to bright eyes and ate ice
cream.
27april’15
1:00pm - 3:00pm
met with TT, discussed things to do
for the week, made pb&j, got angry at flaky
galleries. stole microsoft office from SUNY
buffalo.
3:00-3:10pm
deleted intentional redundancies
on tumblr page. replaced intentional
redundancies on tumblr page.
3:10-3:30
added links to tumblr page. emailed T.Low
about grants. yelled at lulu for removing
binding-type, effectively censoring Joey’s
artistic expressiones (pronounced like
“cojones”).
29april’15
4:30pm- 6:30pm
downloaded all TT pdf books, notes below.
#victory
Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden”
by lulu. no access to pdf
SNUG cover is blank
MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not
exist.
PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and
Paint the Rock
No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE
GAMES
JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC
WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to
pdf
BURIED download link is “forbidden”
4may’15
2:00-2:30
Met with TT. Thumb drive containing all
pdf books labeled (TT BKS) and designated by
TT as Greatest Object to Exist, Ever.
Went over list of issues discovered on
tumblr catalogue.
Listened to TT gripe about editor Chris
Sylvester’s inability upload books properly.
Slanderous comments made about his person
as Intern stayed silent in the corner. Joey
fixed Chris’ links; Joey labeled by Holly as
“enabler”.
(The World fixed. Congrats, Joey. Someone
should let the UN know.)
Listened to Drake’s new album. Unanimous
verdict of album’s worth still undecided.
2:30-3:00
learned about “gutter issues”, learned
that this has nothing to do with drainage
architecture.
trolled internet forums looking for
answers. not very helpful.
3:00
began filling out timesheet.
Chris Sylvester
Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:40 PM
to me‬
Intern X (you)
form: timesheet
performance ‘by form’: adequate
notes: correct performance of form / by form
noted
> On May 4, 2015, at 3:35 PM, Intern X
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
> see attached
> <Hey Chris.docx>
Chris Sylvester
Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:53 PM
to me‬
Intern X (you)
re: conversion of ‘timesheet instance 1’
continued adherence non-required (provider:
‘c. sylvester’ will complete conversion as
necessary)
new directive: as of ‘now’ record all tasks
completed ‘in place of TT’ as staged ‘by
form’
> On May 4, 2015, at 3:35 PM, Intern X
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
> see attached
> <Hey Chris.docx>
list of activities UPDATED
Intern X [email protected]
Mon, May 4, 2015 at 2:00 PM
to hollymelgard‬
Preview attachment list of
activity:spreadsheet cost.rtf
[Editor’s Note: See Intern’s Lists section
for document]
list of activity:spreadsheet cost.rtf
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link adobe issues
Intern X [email protected]
Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:00 PM
to hollymelgard‬
https://forums.adobe.com/
thread/443790?tstart=0
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Troll Thread for Intern - Invitation to
collaborate
Mon, May 4, 2015 at 7:33 PM
to me‬
Intern X (you)
Holly Melgard has invited you to contribute
to the following shared folder:
Troll Thread for Intern
Google Drive: Have all your files within reach
from any device.
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compilation issues
Intern X [email protected]
Fri, May 8, 2015 at 8:59 PM
to Troll‬
TT,
I cannot figure out how to download a copy of
the excel spreadsheet slash other docs from
the Google Drive onto my computer for the
purpose of compiling these docs into a master
text.
Any suggestions?
--Intern
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GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’
// TARGET: ‘INTERN’
USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO
PERFORM AS INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE
OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’). PERFORMANCE =
‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR ‘LOGGING’
ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF
OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING
PROTOCOL’):
•
PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING
REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS
STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH
‘TASK’ REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE
REGISTERED AS ‘TASK’)
•
TASK (X)
X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH
TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED
(‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’)
•TITLE
OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK
•
BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
•
APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’
•
APPROXIMATE DATE(S)
ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’
•
BRIEF DESCRIPTION
OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF
ANY) OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE)
•
ADDITIONAL NOTES
AS NON-REQUIRED / ‘OPTIONAL’ (LENGTH:
INDEFINITE)
FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN
FOR ‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR
EACH ‘TASK TO BE LOGGED’)
TASK (X)
TITLE / NAME:
DESCRIPTION:
APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’:
APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY:
OUTCOMES / RESULTS:
NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’):
TROLL THREAD 2015