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BY RNN R TE E INNT I TROLL THREAD 2015 Timesheet GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’ // TARGET: ‘INTERN’1 USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO PERFORM AS INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’). PERFORMANCE = ‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR ‘LOGGING’ ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING PROTOCOL’): • PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH ‘TASK’ REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE REGISTERED AS ‘TASK’ • TASK (X) X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED (‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’) • TITLE OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) • APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’ • APPROXIMATE DATE(S) ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’ • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF ANY) OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) RESTRICTION FOR ‘TT’ USE ONLY: GENERIC ATTRITION SUCH THAT ‘GENRE PARAMETERS = X,’ OR REMAIN INDETERMINATE THOUGH MINIMALLY INCLUDED ‘IN-GENRE’ 1 • ADDITIONAL NOTES AS NON-REQUIRED INDEFINITE) / ‘OPTIONAL’ (LENGTH: FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN FOR ‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR EACH ‘TASK TO BE LOGGED’) TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): 1 TITLE / NAME: Introduction to TT DESCRIPTION: Intern introduced to TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Top of C. Sylvester’s head illustrated by H. Melgard -Intern shown essential TT books -Intern’s vision of C. Sylvester’s Skype image impaired by stack of TT books -Intern realizes TT is comprised of insane and frighteningly silly people NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern relieved to be in like company TASK (X): 2 TITLE / NAME: Creation of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN DESCRIPTION: Creation and Demonstration of Publication of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN by J. YearousAlgozin APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN created and published -Intern overwhelmed by flood of information NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern excited to see Intern’s name in print TASK (X): 3 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Page Update/Link DESCRIPTION: Demonstration of creation of Tumlr hyperlink to newly-published DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern learns to identify “hyperlink” symbol -Tumblr catalogue updated to include DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin realizes that DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN will ruin his brand TASK (X): 4 TITLE / NAME: “List of Tasks” Created DESCRIPTION: H. Melgard creates “List of Tasks” for Intern to complete APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“List of Tasks” created by H. Melgard and shown to Intern -Intern silently focuses on “List of Tasks” bullet point “determining catalogue cost” as single achievable task for upcoming week NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -TT coping with uncertainty of what to do with Intern TASK (X): 5 TITLE / NAME: TT Lunch Meeting DESCRIPTION: Tacos for lunch in back of Mexican convenient store APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s first comped business lunch consumed -Discussion of upcoming poetry readings NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Bellies overfull TASK (X): 6 TITLE / NAME: Determining Catalogue Cost / “Spreadsheet” 1 DESCRIPTION: Determination of cost for purchase of all TT books (+S&H) APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 24 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -After adding 45th book to Lulu cart, cart reset to 0 -Intern begins work again, this time filling out “Spreadsheet” as information becomes available -Discovery of maximum books per cart on Lulu: 44 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern struggles to assign value to irrecoverable past hour of life TASK (X): 7 TITLE / NAME: Determining Catalogue Cost / “Spreadsheet” 2 DESCRIPTION: Determination of cost for purchase of all TT books (+S&H) APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 24, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Total cost of all TT books determined (see “Spreadsheet”) -“Spreadsheet” shared with TT via Google Docs -Intern plans to thoroughly forget about “Spreadsheet” until next TT meeting NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at time of entry of Task #7 data into “Timesheet”] -NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only -No link for SOLITUDES -JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS -POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available -THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu (For resolution, see Task #21) -BURIED links to Lulu, but lulu claims to not have book. (For resolution, see Task #17) -Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr (For resolution, see Task #13) -Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr (For resolution, see Task #13) TASK (X): 8 TITLE / NAME: Adobe Acquisition DESCRIPTION: Attempt to download and install Adobe APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.25 hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 26, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Failure -Intern’s ability to cope with technology magnified NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern turns on Bright Eyes and ate Ben & Jerry’s ice cream (Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch) to alleviate sense of despair TASK (X): 9 TITLE / NAME: “List of Tasks” Update/Discussion DESCRIPTION: Update and discussion of “List of Tasks” for Intern to complete for TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“List of Tasks” for upcoming week updated by H. Melgard -Intern thoroughly daunted by “List of Tasks” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -H. Melgard’s love of list-making discovered by Intern TASK (X): 10 TITLE / NAME: Lunch Break DESCRIPTION: PB&J made by TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern seen breathing into shirt in corner of room -Intern’s anaphylaxis response to peanuts revealed to TT NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern considers getting prescription for EpiPen refilled TASK (X): 11 TITLE / NAME: Discussion of LA Gallery DESCRIPTION: Heated discussion of flakiness of LA Gallery and effect of said flakiness on TT Library compilation APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 40 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: N/A NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Validity of TT’s grant proposal carefully ignored TASK (X): 12 TITLE / NAME: Microsoft Office Acquisition DESCRIPTION: Theft of Microsoft Office from SUNY Buffalo for Intern’s use APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s computer equipped with Microsoft Office Suite NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s approval of clandestine technology distribution reinforced TASK (X): 13 TITLE / NAME: Editing Tumblr Issues DESCRIPTION: Deletion of redundancies on Tumblr page APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern informed by H. Melgard that redundancies were intentional -Intern replaces intentional redundancies on tumblr page NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Time wasted TASK (X): 14 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Edits DESCRIPTION: Adding of hyperlinks to TT books onto TT Tumblr page APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Links successfully added to Tumblr page NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels productive TASK (X): 15 TITLE / NAME: Grant Information Email Conversation DESCRIPTION: TT round-table discussion concerning appropriate content of email to T. Low about grant proposals APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Grant proposal email composed. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -TT/Intern unanimously decrees that none present understands anything about grant proposals -Intern feels included. TASK (X): 16 TITLE / NAME: Grant Information Email Composition DESCRIPTION: Composition of Grant Information Email by Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Grant proposal email composed and sent to T. Low NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern reads email aloud to TT -Intern chuckles over Intern’s use of “ulcerated” in email to T. Low TASK (X): 17 TITLE / NAME: Lulu Inquiry DESCRIPTION: Investigation into purpose of BURIED’s “Not Available” status on Lulu APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that Lulu no longer offers type of binding on which BURIED was initially printed -Yelled ineffectively at Lulu for removing BURIED binding-type, effectively limiting Joey’s artistic expressiones (pronounced like “cojones”) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern learns how to spell “cojones”. -BURIED still unavailable. TASK (X): 18 TITLE / NAME: Creation of TT PDF Library DESCRIPTION: Creation of complete library of TT PDF books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 29, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All PDF books successfully downloaded to Thumb Drive provided by TT NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[ Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at time of entry of Task #18 data into “Timesheet”] -Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden” by lulu. no access to PDF -SNUG cover is blank -MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not exist. -PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and Paint the Rock -No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES -JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC -WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to PDF -BURIED download link is “forbidden” TASK (X): 19 TITLE / NAME: Thumb Drive Presentation DESCRIPTION: Intern began TT meeting with presentation of Thumb Drive containing all TT PDF books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Thumb drive containing all PDF books labeled (TT BKS) by H. Melgard -Thumb drive containing all PDF books designated by H. Melgard as Greatest Object to Exist, Ever NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s sense of self-worth inflated TASK (X): 20 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Issues Discussion DESCRIPTION: Discussion of list of Tumblr catalogue issues compiled by Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that issues discussed at previous TT/Intern meeting had largely not been addressed (see Task #7 for reference) - Tumblr Catalogue repairs delegated to J. Yearous-Algozin NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -H. Melgard suggests that Intern insert strikethrus on completed Tumblr repairs while H. Melgard inserted said strikethrus TASK (X): 21 TITLE / NAME: Observation of Gripe Sesh/Link Repair DESCRIPTION: Intern observes TT’s Gripe and Repair session concerning C. Sylvester’s inability to upload books properly APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Slanderous comments made about C. Sylvester -J. Yearous-Algozin fixes C. Sylvester’s links -H. Melgard labeled Joey as “enabler” -Intern uncomfortably silent in corner NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -THE WORLD (andother links) fixed by J. Yearous-Algozin -Intern offers congratulations to Joey -Suggestion put forward that UN be contacted immediately and Nobel Prize awarded to J. Yearous-Algozin TASK (X): 22 TITLE / NAME: Musical Discussion DESCRIPTION: Discussion by members of TT regarding Drake’s new album APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still undecided NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J.Yearous-Algozin acting as primary advocate for album’s standing as Greatest Album Ever TASK (X): 23 TITLE / NAME: Gutter Issues Introduction/Agitation DESCRIPTION: H. Melgard gives Intern lesson about the frustrations of altering inner margin (gutter) on PDF documents while trying to fix gutter issues APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -H. Melgard becomes increasingly agitated at being unable to easily solve gutter issue -Intern becomes fully aware of gutter issues NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin states the opinion that H. Melgard is unnecessarily worried about issues outlined in Task #23 TASK (X): 24 TITLE / NAME: Gutter Issues Solution DESCRIPTION: Trolling of internet forums for purpose of resolving Task #23 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Link to forum offering possible solution sent via email to H. Melgard -Intern informed by H. Melgard that link is ineffective in offering solution -No solution found NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s opinion of internet forums solidified as black-hole of falseinformation for the sake of selling useless software TASK (X): 25 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry DESCRIPTION: Intern introduced to and begins entering data into “Timesheet” format developed by C. Sylvester APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern begins filling out “Timesheet” -Intern rebels at timesheet format -H. Melgard labels C. Sylvester insane NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Skeptical laughter leveled at C. Sylvester’s claims “Timesheet” should take an average of 10 Minutes to complete TASK (X): 26 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Complaints DESCRIPTION: Complaints filed to TT about C. Sylvester’s “Timesheet” format APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 25 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Gently-worded call made by H. Melgard to C. Sylvester -No other OUTCOMES / RESULTS to report NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): section of Task #26 originally left blank in passiveaggressive attempt by Intern to spite C. Sylvester, later repaired by Intern (see Task #47)] TASK (X): 27 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Communal cigarette break on H. Melgard’s fire escape to relieve stress caused by Tasks #16 & #17 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Stress partially relieved -H. Melgard agrees to ignore Task #23 -Intern agrees to continue Task #25 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Both participants feel they are being magnanimous in granting remainder of TT the OUTCOMES / RESULTS listed in Task #27 TASK (X): 28 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry/Formatting DESCRIPTION: Entered and formatted data on “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 6, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” up-to-date and successfully formatted NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Excessive consumption of stimulants required to induce Intern’s willing cooperation in formatting of “Timesheet” TASK (X): 29 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 1 DESCRIPTION: Beginning of compilation of all TT/Intern emails into “Emails” doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Struggled with copy/pasting entirety of emails into Word doc “Emails” due to hyperlinks embedded in emails -Froze computer NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Curses hurled at Intern’s computer (circa 2007) for being obsolete and sadistic -Retracted curses after realizing that Intern’s lack of technological skill was most probable cause of freeze TASK (X): 30 TITLE / NAME: Computer Reboot DESCRIPTION: Reboot of computer after freeze caused by Task #29 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Computer rebooted -Decided to copy/paste much more conservatively in future creation of “Emails” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Original “Emails” doc recovered -Deleted recovered “Emails” doc, as said doc contained only code-boxes from email links TASK (X): 31 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette break on Intern’s fire escape to relieve Intern’s stress caused by tasks #29 & #30 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Stress partially relieved -Cough induced NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern requires inhaler (2 puffs) to relieve wheeze induced by task #31 TASK (X): 32 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 2 DESCRIPTION: Continued compilation and formatting of emails into “Emails” via copy+paste APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All email correspondence between TT and Intern collected into “Emails” Word doc NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern uncertain if “Emails” is formatted “successfully” -Intern belatedly considers taking screen-shots of each email instead TASK (X): 33 TITLE / NAME: Timestamp Discovery DESCRIPTION: Discovered timestamp revealing “mouserollover” feature of Gmail APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Minute APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern struck with feeling of idiocy upon revelation (Intern had only noted date, not time, on “Emails” previously) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Discovered timestamp could not be copied -Intern debated ignoring timestamp -Intern decided against ignoring timestamp TASK (X): 34 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 3 DESCRIPTION: Went back through emails and “Emails” to manually type timestamps for each email into “Emails” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” successfully formatted with timestamps in place -Intern overcome with sense of productivity NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern wonders if timestamp insertion would have taken an hour if done in tandem with Task #32 TASK (X): 35 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry DESCRIPTION: Entry of data into “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Data successfully entered NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern realizes that “Timesheet” has formatting discrepancies -Intern begins Task #36 TASK (X): 36 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Formatting DESCRIPTION: Formatting of “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8 & 9, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” uniformly formatted -Headache developed by Intern NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern immensely proud of “Timesheet” uniformity TASK (X): 37 TITLE / NAME: Compile/Format Intern’s First Book of Poetry DESCRIPTION: Compilation and formatting of text and images for Intern’s first book of poetry entitled CURB YOUR DOG APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Poems and pictures compiled into Word doc -Intern pleased with content of doc -Intern displeased with format of doc NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern plans more poems to be written for CURB YOUR DOG by time of upcoming final TT meeting and subsequent review of docs to be compiled into INTERN BY INTERN on May 11, 2015 TASK (X): 38 TITLE / NAME: “Texts” Gathering DESCRIPTION: Gathering of all text message correspondence between Intern and members of TT for creation of “Texts” doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All text messages copy/pasted in chronological order into “notepad” app of Intern’s phone -All time signatures manually added to “notepad” app -Intern’s right thumb joint becomes painfully sore NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern curses task #38 while simultaneously recognizing glory of still-to-be-completed chapter of collected texts doc (to be entitled “Texts”) TASK (X): 39 TITLE / NAME: Transfer of Raw “Texts” Text to Word Doc “Texts” DESCRIPTION: Movement of body of raw text from “notepad” app “Texts” to Word doc “Texts” via email APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Body of “notepad” doc “Texts” copy/ pasted into email by Intern to Intern -Email sent by Intern -Email received by Intern -Body of email copy/pasted into Word doc “Texts” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -“Sent from my iPhone” tag removed from Word doc “Texts” -Intern becomes aware that Intern’s mind has become shockingly numb TASK (X): 40 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Attempt to dispel numbness of mind caused by Task #38 with trip out window onto Intern’s fire escape for purpose of satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -First cigarette of break smoked -First cigarette of break deemed insufficient in satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction -Second cigarette of break smoked -Intern belatedly remembers what sunlight feels like NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern discovers that sunlight and nicotine cannot completely dispel mental lethargy -Intern remembers the eventual need to eat TASK (X): 41 TITLE / NAME: Buying Lunch DESCRIPTION: Purchase of hot foodstuffs from Mediterranean restaurant across street APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern leaves apartment for first time in 24 hours -Wallet lighter than before Task #41 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern too overwhelmed by looming Task #42 to consume foodstuffs -Intern sets hot food aside, resigned to eat when appetite has returned after completion of Task #42 TASK (X): 42 TITLE / NAME: Format of “Texts” DESCRIPTION: “Texts” made to resemble text messages as closely as possible by way of tedious and time-consuming formatting processes APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Texts” doc formatted successfully NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels unexpected swelling of pride that Intern thinks must equate to what a parent experiences when watching their child graduate from High school at top of class -Intern remembers Intern’s own lackluster High School career -Intern remembers it is Mother’s Day -Intern remembers hunger TASK (X): 43 TITLE / NAME: Lunch/Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Consumption of foodstuffs acquired during Task #41 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern consumes cold falafel and vegetables -Intern marginally revitalized NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern utilizes mild buoying of energy to call Intern’s Mother for Mother’s Day TASK (X): 44 TITLE / NAME: Uploading to Google Drive DESCRIPTION: Uploading of “Texts” and CURB YOUR DOG to Google Drive APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Docs successfully uploaded to Drive NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern resists urge to contact TT for purpose of demanding immediate review of aforementioned docs TASK (X): 45 TITLE / NAME: “Emails” Updating/Backlogging DESCRIPTION: Updating and editing of “Emails” doc with previously overlooked/misplaced emails to/from Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” doc updated -Mistakes made during completion of Task #32 repaired NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern continues struggle begun during Task #29 to navigate Word’s reluctance to accept links embedded in emails into body of “Emails” -Intern unsure, but thinks that Word is punishing Intern for abuse sustained during compilation of “Emails” by producing ghost-text every time Intern copy/pastes into “Emails” TASK (X): 46 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Updating DESCRIPTION: Updating of Timesheet APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” updated -Intern struck by disbelief upon logging of Task #46: Intern debates possibility of alien abduction to explain length of time spent completing Task #46 and said length of time’s inconsistency with Intern’s sense of passage of time. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern completes Task #46 in bewilderment -Intern realizes format of “Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” is inconsistent with timestamp format utilized in “Texts” and “Emails” -Intern decides to begin revision to “Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” by replacing Intern’s personal date format (“10may2015”) with standard format (May 10, 2015) -Intern immediately recognizes similar inconsistency with references to chapter previously titled “timesheet” -Intern curses Intern as Intern decides to repair inconsistencies by changing “timesheet” to “ ”Timesheet” ” TASK (X): 47 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Inconsistencies DESCRIPTION: Repair of inconsistencies discovered in “Timesheet” outlined in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.75 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” formatted to Intern’s satisfaction -Multiple inconsistencies/edits not listed in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47 discovered and repaired (“List of Tasks” and “Spreadsheet” among repaired inconsistencies) -Completed “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of task 26 -Realized that Intern had drunk C. Sylvester’s Cool-Aid, or else fell out of touch with Intern’s sanity NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -After editing Task #8, Intern remembered Intern had saved some of the ice cream mentioned in said task -Intern ate ice cream to make Intern feel brief sensation of happiness -Intern of Task #47 curses Intern of Task#36 to be an ineffectual and careless dolt -During completion of Task #47, drunk neighbors on roof played song “Anybody but You” on acoustic guitar continuously from 12:15 AM until 1:30 AM Monday morning -Intern develops hatred for aforementioned song, and extreme dislike for Intern’s drunk neighbors -Intern resists urge to look over “Timesheet” again for purpose of checking for inconsistencies -Intern shocked at Intern, tells Intern to go to bed TASK (X): 48 TITLE / NAME: Finalization of “Activity Notes” DESCRIPTION: Transfer of “Activity Notes” from Text Edit doc to Word doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Activity Notes” successfully transferred to format uniform with other INTERN BY INTERN docs -Intern sneaks 15 Minutes of continued reviewing/formatting of “Timesheet” into Task #48 (logged in “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’”) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern did not follow advice given to Intern by Intern in last point of Task #47 “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL”) and Intern begins to feel nauseous from staring at computer screen for so long. -Drunk neighbors upstairs moved into apartment, still playing terribly at 3:41 AM -Intern hereby decides to cut Intern off from working on INTERN BY INTERN for Intern’s sake TASK (X): 49 TITLE / NAME: Review of INTERN BY INTERN DESCRIPTION: TT Review of shard docs on Google Drive for INTERN BY INTERN APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Excitement -High-fives and failed fist-bumps all around NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -After review of section “Texts”, J. Yearous-Algozin informs H. Melgard that macbook charger (see “Texts” for image) is located in Wisconson TASK (X): 50 TITLE / NAME: Review of CURB YOUR DOG DESCRIPTION: TT Reviews Intern’s first compiled draft of Intern’s first book of poetry, CURB YOUR DOG APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern informed that text needs to be edited and formatted -H. Melgard encourages Intern to publish elsewhere, ie via “First Manuscript Competitions” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern accepts “OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #50 with quiet dignity TASK (X): 51 TITLE / NAME: Diabetes Awareness DESCRIPTION: Intern addresses issues provoked by Intern’s type-1 diabetic tendencies APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s bloodsugar found to be extremely high -Intern wonders if excessive temperature of NYC has limited potency of Intern’s short-acting insulin -Intern guesses at amount of insulin to inject for purpose of bolstering insulin injected before TT Meeting on May 11, 2015 which was administered for purpose of lowering Intern’s excessive bloodsugar levels before said TT Meeting NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels nauseous -Intern plays it cool TASK (X): 52 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette Break for purpose of giving Intern time to collect “coolness” for purpose of continuing work to be assigned by TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #52 deemed too minimal to notate NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern is thirsty TASK (X): 53 TITLE / NAME: “Beam Drop” Viewing DESCRIPTION: J. Yearous-Algozin shows Intern video “Beam Drop” via youtube depicting creation of artist Chris Burden’s beam sculpture APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Beam Drop” viewed with immense appreciation and laughter at joy of creation -J. Yearous-Algozin informs Intern of Chris Burden’s recent death -Intern and J. Yearous-Algozin take moment to mourn Chris Burden’s passing NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Gloom hangs over TT meeting TASK (X): 54 TITLE / NAME: Placeholder Links Creation DESCRIPTION: Creation of placeholder links on TT Tumblr page for L. Klotzman’s book MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE APPROX. TIME ‘SP 25 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Placeholder links created NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern stores information in Intern’s memory for purpose of replicating effect of Tumblr links for Intern’s future artistic productions TASK (X): 55 TITLE / NAME: Linking Lulu to Tumblr DESCRIPTION: Began linking MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE from Lulu to Tumblr as J. Yearous-Algozin simultaneously adds pdf of books to Lulu APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes (non-consecutive) APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Links created NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -(See NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’) of Task #54) TASK (X): 56 TITLE / NAME: PDF Book Download DESCRIPTION: Downloading of previously unavailable PDF books from Tumblr to thumb drive “TT BKS” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -JUNK ROOMS downloaded to “TT BKS” -AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded to “TT BKS” -Intern declares “TT BKS” Updated -Intern realizes that JOY MEAT ERROR FAILURE currently being uploaded by J. Yearous-Algozin will need to be downloaded upon completion NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin passes time by singing catchy tune “everybody sucks except for me” -J. Yearous-Algozin’s song stuck in Intern’s head TASK (X): 57 TITLE / NAME: Attempted “Spreadsheet” Update DESCRIPTION: Attempt to update “Spreadsheet” with cost of books notated in Task #56 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that Intern has not been invited to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet” -Intern verbally files request to H. Melgard to be given clearance to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Request granted TASK (X): 58 TITLE / NAME: Discussion of INTERN BY INTERN Docs DESCRIPTION: Discussion of how to best catalogue and compile INTERN BY INTERN docs to include all text generated on May 11, 2015 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Order of Operations for compilation established NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels sad that final act of emailing docs to H. Melgard for purpose of compilation will not be included in “Timesheet” TASK (X): 59 TITLE / NAME: Updating “Emails” DESCRIPTION: Updating “Emails” with emails sent to Intern on May 11, 2015 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” updated NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -See “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” for Task #58 TASK (X): 60 TITLE / NAME: Updating of “Spreadsheet” / Maths DESCRIPTION: Updating books outlined in Task #56 and calculation of cost of said books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Spreadsheet” successfully updated (sans S&H of L. Klotzman volumes) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern discovers H. Melgard’s entry of L. Klotzman volumes into “Spreadsheet” TASK (X): 61 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette Break to revitalize Intern while H. Melgard leaves TT residence for purpose of food acquisition APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Nicotine addiction satiated -Intern feels pride at becoming adept at returning to TT residence through window from fire escape NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern recognizes that Intern’s window egress is still awkwardly executed TASK (X): 62 TITLE / NAME: Updating “Texts” DESCRIPTION: Updating of “Texts” with texts sent to/ from Intern since completion of Task #38 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Texts” updated NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern wonders if Intern will need to replicated Task #62 before publication of INTERN BY INTERN TASK (X): 63 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Updating DESCRIPTION: Updating “Timesheet” to include all Tasks completed since completion of Task #48 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” successfully updated -H. Melgard expresses astonishment at witnessing amount of time and work necessary to complete Task #63 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Continuance of Task #63 contained in Task #64 TASK (X): 64 TITLE / NAME: Emailing Updated INTERN BY INTERN docs to H. Melgard DESCRIPTION: Compilation of INTERN BY INTERN docs into email to be sent to H. Melgard APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Email with attachments “Texts” “Emails” “Activity Notes” created and ready to send NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern will save and upload updated-tocurrent “Timesheet” after completion of creation of Task #64 TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): Activity Notes NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only no link for SOLITUDES JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not have book, apparently Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr 24april’15 1:30-2:10 added hardcover books to lulu shopping cart, got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this time putting data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per cart. 3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths. shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of week. 4:00 finished work. 26april’15 3:15-4:30 attempted download and install adobe. failed, listened to bright eyes and ate ice cream. 27april’15 1:00pm - 3:00pm met with TT, discussed things to do for the week, made pb&j, got angry at flaky galleries. stole microsoft office from SUNY buffalo. 3:00-3:10pm deleted intentional redundancies on tumblr page. replaced intentional redundancies on tumblr page. 3:10-3:30 added links to tumblr page. emailed T.Low about grants. yelled at lulu for removing bindingtype, effectively censoring Joey’s artistic expressiones (pronounced like “cojones”). 29april’15 4:30pm- 6:30pm downloaded all TT pdf books, notes below. #victory Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden” by lulu. no access to pdf SNUG cover is blank MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not exist. PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and Paint the Rock No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to pdf BURIED download link is “forbidden” 4may’15 2:00-2:30 Met with TT. Thumb drive containing all pdf books labeled (TT BKS) and designated by TT as Greatest Object to Exist, Ever. Went over list of issues discovered on tumblr catalogue. Listened to TT gripe about editor Chris Sylvester’s inability upload books properly. Slanderous comments made about his person as Intern stayed silent in the corner. Joey fixed Chris’ links; Joey labeled by Holly as “enabler”. (The World fixed. Congrats, Joey. Someone should let the UN know.) Listened to Drake’s new album. Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still undecided. 2:30-3:00 learned about “gutter issues”, learned that this has nothing to do with drainage architecture. trolled internet forums looking for answers. not very helpful. 3:00 began filling out timesheet. complained about timesheet. emailed Chris about timesheet. continued filling out timesheet. 6may’15 3:15-4:47 timesheet entering 8may’15 2:00-220 compilation of documents struggled to copy/paste emails into Word format. results: froze computer reboot computer 10 minutes email catalouging/pasting/formatting 2:30 - 330 cigarette break 10 minutes continued email compilation 8:20- 9:00 up to date emails 9:00-10:00 found and placed timestamps on emails. timesheet 10:00-10:30 formatted timesheet discrepancies 10:30-1:15 10may2015 compiled/formatted curb your dog 30 min texts 4:00(20 min 2x cigarette break) bought food 10min -8:00 uploaded cigarette break/food 20 minutes emails updating/backlogging 1 hour 1030 timesheet updating 12:45after reading task 8, rememberd still had icecream. similar inconsistencies found for “List of Tasks” and “Spreadsheet” Drunk neighbors on roof playing “anybody but you” repeatedly beginning at 1215-1:30 AM Monday morning completed notes section of task 26 (task 36-first format. fuck old intern’s smugness and lack of attention to detail) -2:30 finished with revisions to “timesheet” -3:30 still up and working despite telling myself I’d go to bed. Wondering why Sleep now but first I haveto eat more cold falafel and veggies 11may’15 TT meeting notes Review of INTERN BY INTERN 1pm-130 -after reviewing “Texts”, joey informs holly that power cord is in wisconson -review of CURB YOUR DOG 130-2 -Intern checks bloodsugar (Intern is type 1 diabetic) intern’s bloodsugar still very high (insulin from morning had little to no effect) -10 min cigarette break 5 min watching vid “Beam Drop” of beams being dropped into wet cement from crane Chris Burden’s sculpture -2:20 begin work on creating placeholder tumblr link for MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE by L. Klotzman -2:45 finish 2:45-began linking lulu book to tumblr added pdf books to thumb drive while waiting for joey to finish uploading book to lulu -joey passed time by singing his catchy song “everybody sucks except for me” which then got stuck in my head -JUNK ROOMS downloaded (remember to add cost data to spreadsheet) -AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded -joey shares information that brazil has verb for “samba”, ie “samba” -junk rooms : $7.40 -the world or republic 2: $31.22 -s&h for both books: $8.98 -Tax for both books: $4.23 -discovered I’m unable to edit spreadsheet on google drive -3:30 -discussion of formatting and compiling final INTERN BY INTERN docs 3:40 -updated “emails” 3:55 -spreadsheet edits/maths 405 cigarette break becoming adept at coming back in to TT house through window still need work at window egress 420 texts updated 425 timesheet updated 5:25 -uploading final docs of INTERN BY INTERN to drive. Good luck, book! Timesheet GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’ // TARGET: ‘INTERN’2 USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO PERFORM AS INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’). PERFORMANCE = ‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR ‘LOGGING’ ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING PROTOCOL’): • PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH ‘TASK’ REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE REGISTERED AS ‘TASK’ • TASK (X) X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED (‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’) • TITLE OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) • APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’ • APPROXIMATE DATE(S) ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’ • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF ANY) OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) RESTRICTION FOR ‘TT’ USE ONLY: GENERIC ATTRITION SUCH THAT ‘GENRE PARAMETERS = X,’ OR REMAIN INDETERMINATE THOUGH MINIMALLY INCLUDED ‘IN-GENRE’ 2 • ADDITIONAL NOTES AS NON-REQUIRED / ‘OPTIONAL’ (LENGTH: INDEFINITE) FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN FOR ‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR EACH ‘TASK TO BE LOGGED’) TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): 1 TITLE / NAME: Introduction to TT DESCRIPTION: Intern introduced to TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Top of C. Sylvester’s head illustrated by H. Melgard -Intern shown essential TT books -Intern’s vision of C. Sylvester’s Skype image impaired by stack of TT books -Intern realizes TT is comprised of insane and frighteningly silly people NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern relieved to be in like company TASK (X): 2 TITLE / NAME: Creation of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN DESCRIPTION: Creation and Demonstration of Publication of DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN by J. YearousAlgozin APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN created and published -Intern overwhelmed by flood of information NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern excited to see Intern’s name in print TASK (X): 3 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Page Update/Link DESCRIPTION: Demonstration of creation of Tumlr hyperlink to newly-published DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern learns to identify “hyperlink” symbol -Tumblr catalogue updated to include DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin realizes that DEMO BOOK FOR INTERN will ruin his brand TASK (X): 4 TITLE / NAME: “List of Tasks” Created DESCRIPTION: H. Melgard creates “List of Tasks” for Intern to complete APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“List of Tasks” created by H. Melgard and shown to Intern -Intern silently focuses on “List of Tasks” bullet point “determining catalogue cost” as single achievable task for upcoming week NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -TT coping with uncertainty of what to do with Intern TASK (X): 5 TITLE / NAME: TT Lunch Meeting DESCRIPTION: Tacos for lunch in back of Mexican convenient store APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 20, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s first comped business lunch consumed -Discussion of upcoming poetry readings NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Bellies overfull TASK (X): 6 TITLE / NAME: Determining Catalogue Cost / “Spreadsheet” 1 DESCRIPTION: Determination of cost for purchase of all TT books (+S&H) APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 24 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -After adding 45th book to Lulu cart, cart reset to 0 -Intern begins work again, this time filling out “Spreadsheet” as information becomes available -Discovery of maximum books per cart on Lulu: 44 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern struggles to assign value to irrecoverable past hour of life TASK (X): 7 TITLE / NAME: Determining Catalogue Cost / “Spreadsheet” 2 DESCRIPTION: Determination of cost for purchase of all TT books (+S&H) APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 24, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Total cost of all TT books determined (see “Spreadsheet”) -“Spreadsheet” shared with TT via Google Docs -Intern plans to thoroughly forget about “Spreadsheet” until next TT meeting NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at time of entry of Task #7 data into “Timesheet”] -NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only -No link for SOLITUDES -JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS -POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available -THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu (For resolution, see Task #21) -BURIED links to Lulu, but lulu claims to not have book. (For resolution, see Task #17) -Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr (For resolution, see Task #13) -Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr (For resolution, see Task #13) TASK (X): 8 TITLE / NAME: Adobe Acquisition DESCRIPTION: Attempt to download and install Adobe APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.25 hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 26, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Failure -Intern’s ability to cope with technology magnified NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern turns on Bright Eyes and ate Ben & Jerry’s ice cream (Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch) to alleviate sense of despair TASK (X): 9 TITLE / NAME: “List of Tasks” Update/Discussion DESCRIPTION: Update and discussion of “List of Tasks” for Intern to complete for TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“List of Tasks” for upcoming week updated by H. Melgard -Intern thoroughly daunted by “List of Tasks” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -H. Melgard’s love of list-making discovered by Intern TASK (X): 10 TITLE / NAME: Lunch Break DESCRIPTION: PB&J made by TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern seen breathing into shirt in corner of room -Intern’s anaphylaxis response to peanuts revealed to TT NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern considers getting prescription for EpiPen refilled TASK (X): 11 TITLE / NAME: Discussion of LA Gallery DESCRIPTION: Heated discussion of flakiness of LA Gallery and effect of said flakiness on TT Library compilation APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 40 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: N/A NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Validity of TT’s grant proposal carefully ignored TASK (X): 12 TITLE / NAME: Microsoft Office Acquisition DESCRIPTION: Theft of Microsoft Office from SUNY Buffalo for Intern’s use APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s computer equipped with Microsoft Office Suite NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s approval of clandestine technology distribution reinforced TASK (X): 13 TITLE / NAME: Editing Tumblr Issues DESCRIPTION: Deletion of redundancies on Tumblr page APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern informed by H. Melgard that redundancies were intentional -Intern replaces intentional redundancies on tumblr page NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Time wasted TASK (X): 14 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Edits DESCRIPTION: Adding of hyperlinks to TT books onto TT Tumblr page APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Links successfully added to Tumblr page NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels productive TASK (X): 15 TITLE / NAME: Grant Information Email Conversation DESCRIPTION: TT round-table discussion concerning appropriate content of email to T. Low about grant proposals APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Grant proposal email composed. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -TT/Intern unanimously decrees that none present understands anything about grant proposals -Intern feels included. TASK (X): 16 TITLE / NAME: Grant Information Email Composition DESCRIPTION: Composition of Grant Information Email by Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Grant proposal email composed and sent to T. Low NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern reads email aloud to TT -Intern chuckles over Intern’s use of “ulcerated” in email to T. Low TASK (X): 17 TITLE / NAME: Lulu Inquiry DESCRIPTION: Investigation into purpose of BURIED’s “Not Available” status on Lulu APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 27, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that Lulu no longer offers type of binding on which BURIED was initially printed -Yelled ineffectively at Lulu for removing BURIED binding-type, effectively limiting Joey’s artistic expressiones (pronounced like “cojones”) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern learns how to spell “cojones”. -BURIED still unavailable. TASK (X): 18 TITLE / NAME: Creation of TT PDF Library DESCRIPTION: Creation of complete library of TT PDF books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 2 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: April 29, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All PDF books successfully downloaded to Thumb Drive provided by TT NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[ Reproduced from “Activity Notes” at time of entry of Task #18 data into “Timesheet”] -Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden” by lulu. no access to PDF -SNUG cover is blank -MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not exist. -PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and Paint the Rock -No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES -JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC -WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to PDF -BURIED download link is “forbidden” TASK (X): 19 TITLE / NAME: Thumb Drive Presentation DESCRIPTION: Intern began TT meeting with presentation of Thumb Drive containing all TT PDF books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Thumb drive containing all PDF books labeled (TT BKS) by H. Melgard -Thumb drive containing all PDF books designated by H. Melgard as Greatest Object to Exist, Ever NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s sense of self-worth inflated TASK (X): 20 TITLE / NAME: Tumblr Issues Discussion DESCRIPTION: Discussion of list of Tumblr catalogue issues compiled by Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that issues discussed at previous TT/Intern meeting had largely not been addressed (see Task #7 for reference) - Tumblr Catalogue repairs delegated to J. Yearous-Algozin NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -H. Melgard suggests that Intern insert strikethrus on completed Tumblr repairs while H. Melgard inserted said strikethrus TASK (X): 21 TITLE / NAME: Observation of Gripe Sesh/Link Repair DESCRIPTION: Intern observes TT’s Gripe and Repair session concerning C. Sylvester’s inability to upload books properly APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Slanderous comments made about C. Sylvester -J. Yearous-Algozin fixes C. Sylvester’s links -H. Melgard labeled Joey as “enabler” -Intern uncomfortably silent in corner NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -THE WORLD (andother links) fixed by J. Yearous-Algozin -Intern offers congratulations to Joey -Suggestion put forward that UN be contacted immediately and Nobel Prize awarded to J. Yearous-Algozin TASK (X): 22 TITLE / NAME: Musical Discussion DESCRIPTION: Discussion by members of TT regarding Drake’s new album APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still undecided NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J.Yearous-Algozin acting as primary advocate for album’s standing as Greatest Album Ever TASK (X): 23 TITLE / NAME: Gutter Issues Introduction/Agitation DESCRIPTION: H. Melgard gives Intern lesson about the frustrations of altering inner margin (gutter) on PDF documents while trying to fix gutter issues APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -H. Melgard becomes increasingly agitated at being unable to easily solve gutter issue -Intern becomes fully aware of gutter issues NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin states the opinion that H. Melgard is unnecessarily worried about issues outlined in Task #23 TASK (X): 24 TITLE / NAME: Gutter Issues Solution DESCRIPTION: Trolling of internet forums for purpose of resolving Task #23 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Link to forum offering possible solution sent via email to H. Melgard -Intern informed by H. Melgard that link is ineffective in offering solution -No solution found NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern’s opinion of internet forums solidified as black-hole of falseinformation for the sake of selling useless software TASK (X): 25 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry DESCRIPTION: Intern introduced to and begins entering data into “Timesheet” format developed by C. Sylvester APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern begins filling out “Timesheet” -Intern rebels at timesheet format -H. Melgard labels C. Sylvester insane NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Skeptical laughter leveled at C. Sylvester’s claims “Timesheet” should take an average of 10 Minutes to complete TASK (X): 26 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Complaints DESCRIPTION: Complaints filed to TT about C. Sylvester’s “Timesheet” format APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 25 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Gently-worded call made by H. Melgard to C. Sylvester -No other OUTCOMES / RESULTS to report NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -[NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): section of Task #26 originally left blank in passiveaggressive attempt by Intern to spite C. Sylvester, later repaired by Intern (see Task #47)] TASK (X): 27 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Communal cigarette break on H. Melgard’s fire escape to relieve stress caused by Tasks #16 & #17 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 4, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Stress partially relieved -H. Melgard agrees to ignore Task #23 -Intern agrees to continue Task #25 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Both participants feel they are being magnanimous in granting remainder of TT the OUTCOMES / RESULTS listed in Task #27 TASK (X): 28 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry/Formatting DESCRIPTION: Entered and formatted data on “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 6, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” up-to-date and successfully formatted NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Excessive consumption of stimulants required to induce Intern’s willing cooperation in formatting of “Timesheet” TASK (X): 29 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 1 DESCRIPTION: Beginning of compilation of all TT/Intern emails into “Emails” doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Struggled with copy/pasting entirety of emails into Word doc “Emails” due to hyperlinks embedded in emails -Froze computer NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Curses hurled at Intern’s computer (circa 2007) for being obsolete and sadistic -Retracted curses after realizing that Intern’s lack of technological skill was most probable cause of freeze TASK (X): 30 TITLE / NAME: Computer Reboot DESCRIPTION: Reboot of computer after freeze caused by Task #29 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Computer rebooted -Decided to copy/paste much more conservatively in future creation of “Emails” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Original “Emails” doc recovered -Deleted recovered “Emails” doc, as said doc contained only code-boxes from email links TASK (X): 31 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette break on Intern’s fire escape to relieve Intern’s stress caused by tasks #29 & #30 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Stress partially relieved -Cough induced NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern requires inhaler (2 puffs) to relieve wheeze induced by task #31 TASK (X): 32 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 2 DESCRIPTION: Continued compilation and formatting of emails into “Emails” via copy+paste APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All email correspondence between TT and Intern collected into “Emails” Word doc NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern uncertain if “Emails” is formatted “successfully” -Intern belatedly considers taking screen-shots of each email instead TASK (X): 33 TITLE / NAME: Timestamp Discovery DESCRIPTION: Discovered timestamp revealing “mouserollover” feature of Gmail APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Minute APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern struck with feeling of idiocy upon revelation (Intern had only noted date, not time, on “Emails” previously) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Discovered timestamp could not be copied -Intern debated ignoring timestamp -Intern decided against ignoring timestamp TASK (X): 34 TITLE / NAME: Compilation of TT/Intern Emails into “Emails” 3 DESCRIPTION: Went back through emails and “Emails” to manually type timestamps for each email into “Emails” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” successfully formatted with timestamps in place -Intern overcome with sense of productivity NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern wonders if timestamp insertion would have taken an hour if done in tandem with Task #32 TASK (X): 35 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Data Entry DESCRIPTION: Entry of data into “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 45 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Data successfully entered NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern realizes that “Timesheet” has formatting discrepancies -Intern begins Task #36 TASK (X): 36 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Formatting DESCRIPTION: Formatting of “Timesheet” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 8 & 9, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” uniformly formatted -Headache developed by Intern NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern immensely proud of “Timesheet” uniformity TASK (X): 37 TITLE / NAME: Compile/Format Intern’s First Book of Poetry DESCRIPTION: Compilation and formatting of text and images for Intern’s first book of poetry entitled CURB YOUR DOG APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Poems and pictures compiled into Word doc -Intern pleased with content of doc -Intern displeased with format of doc NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern plans more poems to be written for CURB YOUR DOG by time of upcoming final TT meeting and subsequent review of docs to be compiled into INTERN BY INTERN on May 11, 2015 TASK (X): 38 TITLE / NAME: “Texts” Gathering DESCRIPTION: Gathering of all text message correspondence between Intern and members of TT for creation of “Texts” doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -All text messages copy/pasted in chronological order into “notepad” app of Intern’s phone -All time signatures manually added to “notepad” app -Intern’s right thumb joint becomes painfully sore NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern curses task #38 while simultaneously recognizing glory of still-to-be-completed chapter of collected texts doc (to be entitled “Texts”) TASK (X): 39 TITLE / NAME: Transfer of Raw “Texts” Text to Word Doc “Texts” DESCRIPTION: Movement of body of raw text from “notepad” app “Texts” to Word doc “Texts” via email APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Body of “notepad” doc “Texts” copy/ pasted into email by Intern to Intern -Email sent by Intern -Email received by Intern -Body of email copy/pasted into Word doc “Texts” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -“Sent from my iPhone” tag removed from Word doc “Texts” -Intern becomes aware that Intern’s mind has become shockingly numb TASK (X): 40 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Attempt to dispel numbness of mind caused by Task #38 with trip out window onto Intern’s fire escape for purpose of satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -First cigarette of break smoked -First cigarette of break deemed insufficient in satisfying Intern’s nicotine addiction -Second cigarette of break smoked -Intern belatedly remembers what sunlight feels like NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern discovers that sunlight and nicotine cannot completely dispel mental lethargy -Intern remembers the eventual need to eat TASK (X): 41 TITLE / NAME: Buying Lunch DESCRIPTION: Purchase of hot foodstuffs from Mediterranean restaurant across street APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern leaves apartment for first time in 24 hours -Wallet lighter than before Task #41 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern too overwhelmed by looming Task #42 to consume foodstuffs -Intern sets hot food aside, resigned to eat when appetite has returned after completion of Task #42 TASK (X): 42 TITLE / NAME: Format of “Texts” DESCRIPTION: “Texts” made to resemble text messages as closely as possible by way of tedious and time-consuming formatting processes APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Texts” doc formatted successfully NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels unexpected swelling of pride that Intern thinks must equate to what a parent experiences when watching their child graduate from High school at top of class -Intern remembers Intern’s own lackluster High School career -Intern remembers it is Mother’s Day -Intern remembers hunger TASK (X): 43 TITLE / NAME: Lunch/Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Consumption of foodstuffs acquired during Task #41 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern consumes cold falafel and vegetables -Intern marginally revitalized NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern utilizes mild buoying of energy to call Intern’s Mother for Mother’s Day TASK (X): 44 TITLE / NAME: Uploading to Google Drive DESCRIPTION: Uploading of “Texts” and CURB YOUR DOG to Google Drive APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Docs successfully uploaded to Drive NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern resists urge to contact TT for purpose of demanding immediate review of aforementioned docs TASK (X): 45 TITLE / NAME: “Emails” Updating/Backlogging DESCRIPTION: Updating and editing of “Emails” doc with previously overlooked/misplaced emails to/from Intern APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” doc updated -Mistakes made during completion of Task #32 repaired NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern continues struggle begun during Task #29 to navigate Word’s reluctance to accept links embedded in emails into body of “Emails” -Intern unsure, but thinks that Word is punishing Intern for abuse sustained during compilation of “Emails” by producing ghost-text every time Intern copy/pastes into “Emails” TASK (X): 46 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Updating DESCRIPTION: Updating of Timesheet APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.5 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” updated -Intern struck by disbelief upon logging of Task #46: Intern debates possibility of alien abduction to explain length of time spent completing Task #46 and said length of time’s inconsistency with Intern’s sense of passage of time. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern completes Task #46 in bewilderment -Intern realizes format of “Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” is inconsistent with timestamp format utilized in “Texts” and “Emails” -Intern decides to begin revision to “Timesheet” section “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’” by replacing Intern’s personal date format (“10may2015”) with standard format (May 10, 2015) -Intern immediately recognizes similar inconsistency with references to chapter previously titled “timesheet” -Intern curses Intern as Intern decides to repair inconsistencies by changing “timesheet” to “ ”Timesheet” ” TASK (X): 47 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Inconsistencies DESCRIPTION: Repair of inconsistencies discovered in “Timesheet” outlined in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.75 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 10, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” formatted to Intern’s satisfaction -Multiple inconsistencies/edits not listed in “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of Task #47 discovered and repaired (“List of Tasks” and “Spreadsheet” among repaired inconsistencies) -Completed “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” section of task 26 -Realized that Intern had drunk C. Sylvester’s Cool-Aid, or else fell out of touch with Intern’s sanity NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -After editing Task #8, Intern remembered Intern had saved some of the ice cream mentioned in said task -Intern ate ice cream to make Intern feel brief sensation of happiness -Intern of Task #47 curses Intern of Task#36 to be an ineffectual and careless dolt -During completion of Task #47, drunk neighbors on roof played song “Anybody but You” on acoustic guitar continuously from 12:15 AM until 1:30 AM Monday morning -Intern develops hatred for aforementioned song, and extreme dislike for Intern’s drunk neighbors -Intern resists urge to look over “Timesheet” again for purpose of checking for inconsistencies -Intern shocked at Intern, tells Intern to go to bed TASK (X): 48 TITLE / NAME: Finalization of “Activity Notes” DESCRIPTION: Transfer of “Activity Notes” from Text Edit doc to Word doc APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 20 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Activity Notes” successfully transferred to format uniform with other INTERN BY INTERN docs -Intern sneaks 15 Minutes of continued reviewing/formatting of “Timesheet” into Task #48 (logged in “APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’”) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern did not follow advice given to Intern by Intern in last point of Task #47 “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL”) and Intern begins to feel nauseous from staring at computer screen for so long. -Drunk neighbors upstairs moved into apartment, still playing terribly at 3:41 AM -Intern hereby decides to cut Intern off from working on INTERN BY INTERN for Intern’s sake TASK (X): 49 TITLE / NAME: Review of INTERN BY INTERN DESCRIPTION: TT Review of shard docs on Google Drive for INTERN BY INTERN APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Excitement -High-fives and failed fist-bumps all around NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -After review of section “Texts”, J. Yearous-Algozin informs H. Melgard that macbook charger (see “Texts” for image) is located in Wisconson TASK (X): 50 TITLE / NAME: Review of CURB YOUR DOG DESCRIPTION: TT Reviews Intern’s first compiled draft of Intern’s first book of poetry, CURB YOUR DOG APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 30 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern informed that text needs to be edited and formatted -H. Melgard encourages Intern to publish elsewhere, ie via “First Manuscript Competitions” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern accepts “OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #50 with quiet dignity TASK (X): 51 TITLE / NAME: Diabetes Awareness DESCRIPTION: Intern addresses issues provoked by Intern’s type-1 diabetic tendencies APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Intern’s bloodsugar found to be extremely high -Intern wonders if excessive temperature of NYC has limited potency of Intern’s short-acting insulin -Intern guesses at amount of insulin to inject for purpose of bolstering insulin injected before TT Meeting on May 11, 2015 which was administered for purpose of lowering Intern’s excessive bloodsugar levels before said TT Meeting NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels nauseous -Intern plays it cool TASK (X): 52 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette Break for purpose of giving Intern time to collect “coolness” for purpose of continuing work to be assigned by TT APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“OUTCOMES / RESULTS” of Task #52 deemed too minimal to notate NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern is thirsty TASK (X): 53 TITLE / NAME: “Beam Drop” Viewing DESCRIPTION: J. Yearous-Algozin shows Intern video “Beam Drop” via youtube depicting creation of artist Chris Burden’s beam sculpture APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Beam Drop” viewed with immense appreciation and laughter at joy of creation -J. Yearous-Algozin informs Intern of Chris Burden’s recent death -Intern and J. Yearous-Algozin take moment to mourn Chris Burden’s passing NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Gloom hangs over TT meeting TASK (X): 54 TITLE / NAME: Placeholder Links Creation DESCRIPTION: Creation of placeholder links on TT Tumblr page for L. Klotzman’s book MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE APPROX. TIME ‘SP 25 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Placeholder links created NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern stores information in Intern’s memory for purpose of replicating effect of Tumblr links for Intern’s future artistic productions TASK (X): 55 TITLE / NAME: Linking Lulu to Tumblr DESCRIPTION: Began linking MEAT JOY ERROR FAILURE from Lulu to Tumblr as J. Yearous-Algozin simultaneously adds pdf of books to Lulu APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes (non-consecutive) APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Links created NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -(See NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’) of Task #54) TASK (X): 56 TITLE / NAME: PDF Book Download DESCRIPTION: Downloading of previously unavailable PDF books from Tumblr to thumb drive “TT BKS” APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -JUNK ROOMS downloaded to “TT BKS” -AD PEDEM LITTERAE V1 downloaded to “TT BKS” -Intern declares “TT BKS” Updated -Intern realizes that JOY MEAT ERROR FAILURE currently being uploaded by J. Yearous-Algozin will need to be downloaded upon completion NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -J. Yearous-Algozin passes time by singing catchy tune “everybody sucks except for me” -J. Yearous-Algozin’s song stuck in Intern’s head TASK (X): 57 TITLE / NAME: Attempted “Spreadsheet” Update DESCRIPTION: Attempt to update “Spreadsheet” with cost of books notated in Task #56 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Discovered that Intern has not been invited to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet” -Intern verbally files request to H. Melgard to be given clearance to edit Google Doc “Spreadsheet” NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Request granted TASK (X): 58 TITLE / NAME: Discussion of INTERN BY INTERN Docs DESCRIPTION: Discussion of how to best catalogue and compile INTERN BY INTERN docs to include all text generated on May 11, 2015 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Order of Operations for compilation established NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern feels sad that final act of emailing docs to H. Melgard for purpose of compilation will not be included in “Timesheet” TASK (X): 59 TITLE / NAME: Updating “Emails” DESCRIPTION: Updating “Emails” with emails sent to Intern on May 11, 2015 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Emails” updated NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -See “NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’)” for Task #58 TASK (X): 60 TITLE / NAME: Updating of “Spreadsheet” / Maths DESCRIPTION: Updating books outlined in Task #56 and calculation of cost of said books APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Spreadsheet” successfully updated (sans S&H of L. Klotzman volumes) NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern discovers H. Melgard’s entry of L. Klotzman volumes into “Spreadsheet” TASK (X): 61 TITLE / NAME: Cigarette Break DESCRIPTION: Cigarette Break to revitalize Intern while H. Melgard leaves TT residence for purpose of food acquisition APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 15 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Nicotine addiction satiated -Intern feels pride at becoming adept at returning to TT residence through window from fire escape NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern recognizes that Intern’s window egress is still awkwardly executed TASK (X): 62 TITLE / NAME: Updating “Texts” DESCRIPTION: Updating of “Texts” with texts sent to/ from Intern since completion of Task #38 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 5 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Texts” updated NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern wonders if Intern will need to replicated Task #62 before publication of INTERN BY INTERN TASK (X): 63 TITLE / NAME: “Timesheet” Updating DESCRIPTION: Updating “Timesheet” to include all Tasks completed since completion of Task #48 APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1 Hour APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -“Timesheet” successfully updated -H. Melgard expresses astonishment at witnessing amount of time and work necessary to complete Task #63 NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Continuance of Task #63 contained in Task #64 TASK (X): 64 TITLE / NAME: Emailing Updated INTERN BY INTERN docs to H. Melgard DESCRIPTION: Compilation of INTERN BY INTERN docs into email to be sent to H. Melgard APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 10 Minutes APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: May 11, 2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: -Email with attachments “Texts” “Emails” “Activity Notes” created and ready to send NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): -Intern will save and upload updated-tocurrent “Timesheet” after completion of creation of Task #64 TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. 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Melgard—Intern Wed, April 15, 5:58 PM H. Melgard Hi [Intern], this is Holly Melgard from Troll Thread. I talked to Joey and Chris and we would all be thrilled for you to intern for TT! Question: are you planning on being at Alice Notley’s reading tonight at the St. Mark’s Poetry Project at 8pm? (Obvs don’t go out of your way if you already have other plans--just thought it’d be a great to introduce you to joey. Chris lives in Buffalo. Either way, we would love to meet up this weekend, skype with Chris and to go over some planning, etc. Intern Yeah I’ll be there with some of the class, I’ll either run into you or text you when I arrive. This weekend would be great, I’m moving around on Friday so sat or Sunday would be swell Wherever or whenever. Yes! Excited! Wed, April 15, 11:38 PM Intern My blog=poetry. I’ve got over a year of stuff on there, but it gets better as you get past the shit I did for Gail’s class. [Intern’s poetry blog] Fri, April 17, 8:55 PM H. Melgard Hi [Intern (misspelled)]--I did get your text, we’ve just been in perpetual motion all day. Sorry for delay. Yes, thrilled to see you at 1 and for all! We live a few blocks north of the 25th street station on the R line--at [identifying information redacted]. The buzzer doesn’t work so just text when u arrive. Will this work for u? We are flexible. Intern Yup perfect. I’ll text you then. H. Melgard Boosh. Yay! Sat, April 18, 12:57 PM Intern Here! H. Melgard Yay! One sec sorry Intern Nbd J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Sat, April 18, 2:38 PM J. Yearous-Algozin This is Joey Mon, April 20, 11:36 AM Intern Hey Joey, intern here. Just checkin in, letting you know that I’ll be heading over in a couple hours... Honestly still need to grab sustenance and caffeine, I’ll text you when I’ve got a better ETA. I’ll bring my laptop, anything else? J. Yearous-Algozin Hey, all u need is yr laptop. Lemme know when to expect u. Intern Around two? I’ll text when I catch the train. Hope that’s not too late. J. Yearous-Algozin No that’s fine Intern Sweet Mon, April 20, 2:01 PM Intern Tricky service. Unable to text at the train, see you in 5 ish. Intern Here Wed, April 22, 4:14 PM Intern Shared spreadsheet, lemme know if all the info is there. Also sent email to trllthrd@ gmail with some issues I encountered on the tumblr site. Thurs, April 23, 1:56 PM H. Melgard Hi [Intern]! (Holly here. So I’m visiting this thig at the Met with u guys today. I’m in te lobby. R u here? Intern On the steps! Thurs, April 23, 5:02 PM Intern Could have sworn we agree we’re meeting Monday’s... But Saturday? I’m down just confused and checking. H. Melgard I thought Joey’s meeting w u this last Monday was a one time thing, but I’ll double check w the group. Doing it Saturdays means we can collaborate with Chris (who works 6 days a week and is less accessible otherwise) Intern Absolutely. Just lemme know and I’ll be there. Thurs, April 23, 7:12 PM H. Melgard Yeah no probs will do. Joey doesn’t get off work til 9p on Thursdays, so I’ll get back to u tomorrow after I check in w him. But I’m like 90% sure our plan is for 1p this Sat at least for this week. Of course just let us know in advance if u need to reschedule for a different time. Meanwhile, good seeing you today! Ps: also If for whatever reason I forget to follow up, don’t hesitate to text to remind/ re-ask. I’m the worlds worst follow-upper! Intern totes, fo sho, suresies and good to see you too! J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Sat, April 25, 12:21 AM J. Yearous-Algozin Can’t do tomorrow J. Yearous-Algozin Monday Intern Received. Groovy. H. Melgard— J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Mon, April 27, 9:51 AM H. Melgard Hi guys! Question: what time are we meeting today? J. Yearous-Algozin I can do one o’clock if that works for everyone. H. Melgard One works for me too. When is good for u [Intern]? Intern One is great. H. Melgard Ok sounds good. Yay see u then! Mon, April 27, 12:49 PM Intern Here J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Fri, May 1, 11:56 AM Intern Hey 1pm tomorrow? H. Melgard—J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Fri, May 1, 10:30 PM Intern What time tomorrow? One? Sat, May 2, 6:06 AM Intern As we didn’t set a time for our meeting this week, and I didn’t hear back from yall, (texted Joey around noon yesterday) AND bc I haven’t gotten any sleep yet— unless I get a call from you in the early afternoon saying otherwise, I’ll expect to see you later today, sun or Monday. Hope I don’t wake you up with this. Sat, May 2, 9:12 AM H. Melgard No prob, [Intern]. Yes do sleep. Sorry so slow to respond. I’ve been bedridden-sick and still pretty sick today. Without exposing u to any gross germs, let’s just meet Monday at 1p to be safe. Text to confirm when u r awake. Meanwhile, sleep!!! Thanks so much for your patience :) Sat, May 2, 11:00 AM Intern Of course! Rest well, feel better, let m know when we will meet up again! J. Yearous-Algozin Yes--we’ll plan for Monday at 1pm. Monday, May 4, 11:14 AM Intern Morning yall, just lettin you know I may be up to an hour late, hopefully less. I hope you’re feeling better, Holly! H. Melgard Thanks [Intern], I am feelin better! Good to know. Looking forwar to seeing u soon :) Monday, May 4, 1:26 PM Intern 10blocks away, see you soon. H. Melgard Yay! Just text when downstairs and we’ll buzz u up Intern Here H. Melgard—Intern Wed, May 6, 2:45 PM Intern Filling out time sheet. Although taking more time than expected, intern has come to realization that CSylvester’s time sheet format is brilliant. Pages being produced. Intern retracts previous statements about time sheet limiting comedic effect. H. Melgard Heh heh awesome Wed, May 6, 7:37 PM Intern Tragedy strikes: roommate severed cord of old gen MacBook charger. Will be doing my best to get a new one by this weekend, but for now, all TT work (including placeholder-creation for new book) will be put on hold until computer can be charged. I will be going into the city tomorrow with the intent of finding a charger, but as it is old gen, acquiring a new one may be difficult. If you have any suggestions of places to go outside of the obvious (Mac Store), please let me know. On the plus side, before this happened I completed the time sheet, which successfully translated 2pgs of notes into over 20pgs of publishable work. (It looks hella good) H. Melgard Oh sorry to hear that! Don’t worry about setting up the klotzman book on lulu. It’s still not done on our end and is taking forever. H. Melgard You know, Joey had a computer like that one (same as mine, right?) before the cat dumped coffee on it. Earlier this year He’s holding onto it in hopes of rescuing the years of photos and writing still trapped in it. He’d probs let u borrow his chord until u find one in the city. If I find it, want me to bring it tomorrow? (I’ll b at Rizzoli’s) Intern Yes please! That would be perfect! H. Melgard Make sure it says “60W MagSafe” on your old power adapter. That’s the kind we have. Let me know if not. Using the wrong wattage power adapter on your macbook makes your battery loose it’s ability to hold a charge after a while, and there are a bunch of different ones for te same gen of computer. H. Melgard Intern Yup same one. The plug looks like this, yes? Intern H. Melgard It’s got that H. Melgard 60W? Intern Yup and sick. Wed, May 6, 10:03 PM H. Melgard I’ve been looking but still haven’t found it. I’ll keep digging. Let me know if another alternative crops up Intern Bollux. Okay, I’ll let you know, but if you can’t find it imma have to just go out and track one down either tomorrow before class (unlikely) or Friday. Don’t break your back over it— I’ll make it work. Thurs, May 7, 12:37 PM H. Melgard There are lots of shops on canal in china town that carry all kinds of knock offs of things like that but I wouldn’t recommend cuz if it’s not the exact right kind it’ll weaken your battery. We have amazon prime, so let us know if u want to use our free orrynight shipping to order a new one Intern I found a shop in Brooklyn that is open till 7 today and has them, I’m gonna nab a new one after class or tomorrow morning. So! Delayed, but not indefinitely! Fri, May 8, 2:56 PM Intern Can you have Chris send Intern an email saying that he changed his mind again and wants the time sheets completed in the originally proposed format? Sat, May 9, 11:02 PM Intern Also, rough draft docs uploaded to drive. Sat, May 9, 11:20 PM H. Melgard Oh amazing. Thanks [Intern]! I saw it and it is amazing! Question: why not include all texts and emIls we’ve exchanged? Just an ideA Intern I included all emails to an from Intern, but I can update with emails from my other accounts as well. And then another chapter: texts. I’ll get it done tomorrow. May leave off creating the master doc until our meeting Monday, as I can’t figure out how to get the spreadsheet added to a master doc. Plus I still haveto get my poems compiled and sent to you tomorrow, and then update the thumb drive. So. Intern will be busy this Sunday. Intern My only concern with adding texts and emails is the removal of Intern’s anonymity by revealing my name too soon. I’d like it to just be a footnote at the very end of text, like: Intern X = [Intern] Just above the Troll Thread 2015 tag. So should I go through and substitute my name for Intern on those emails/texts? H. Melgard—J. Yearous-Algozin—Intern Sun, May 10, 7:57 PM Intern 1pm tomorrow? Resolved issues mentioned to holly via text. Finishing formatting of doc containing entire body of texts between TT and Intern… It looks hot as fuxk. Will upload to google drive in next hour or so, hope that’s not too late--- I know holly said she wanted to see the docs before tomorrow. H. Melgard That is awesome. Thanks for uploading! Mon, May 11, 10:25 AM H. Melgard Also, yes! Looking forward to seeing u at 1 (obvi) Mon, May 11, 1:06 PM Intern Here TITLE: POEMS ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN; IMAGE: as1.PNG Area Sneaks Sheets is the third materialization of the journal Area Sneaks. Editors Joseph Mosconi Rita Gonzalez Design Sofia Borges | Colorblock Logo Design The Area Sneaks Sheets logo was initially designed by Christopher Russell, triangulated by Mark Owens, and amended by Sofia Borges. Copyright 2015 Area Sneaks All Rights revert to authors and artists upon publication IMAGE: as2.png heard recently that commune editions or someone had acquired an intern troll thread had an intern once his name was ‘Phil’ I guess what follows constitutes maybe a cautionary tale re: installing rendering service to whatever unspeakable forces or powers, Old and Last Things, such as ‘Intern’ but perhaps it is too late yes of course it is too late TITLE: POEMS ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN; POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 01, INTERN_ BINDER1; of events surrounding liquidation of ‘Phil’ [...] discourses numbingly hopeless grotesque [...] poor quality therefore—though certainly not intended to be—a boon to us as well [...] meager consolations all [...] clear and direct account of so-called ‘installation’ of ‘Intern’ only further debasement of whatever target [...] supposed ‘motives’ of said three principle or primary participants (human ‘actors’ ‘agents’ ‘service providers’) [...] wishing each of them in turn the worst [...] first among subsequent victims of course [...] a belated and ultimately useless warning [...] from all indication our world—or the ability to maintain said world—has already ended and it is just now that we (human things) are hearing of its ending [...] if there is no comfort to be found here it is because for ‘us’ comfort is henceforth disallowed (to say nothing of mercy) [...] cling tight oh reader to what little whatever you might have left. [...] POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 02, 2 Dedications & 1 Lament; 1, to find for u ‘Intern’ ur proper seat like trash poor poor ‘Phil’ 2, unto u ‘Intern’ is rendered ‘Phil’ ur support or prop apparatus anyway by ur whim rough use confirmed 1, ‘Intern’ back of which is nothing but a target marked ‘Intern’ how many until it is enough POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 03, ‘Intern’ placement / provision; of course it is ‘Intern’ whose name is carried on what fetid breath issued by the opening of such places that exist only ‘to be opened’ and always to the detriment of those who do so open them— escapes upon their opening at the first breach and as the first fact of an immanent or emergent foulness, a First Foulness available at (or as) those same places where blackness folds in or rubs out (or through) places whose only afforded position is again and always ‘unfortunately to be opened.’ and so it is that ‘Intern’ in its turn is positioned—finally—as the first such place or ‘in the first place’— though obviously after the fact of the word’s issuance real-time (as it were) or its arrival as ‘first contact’ in any number of forms of course as the production or consequence of said ‘first contact’ (‘a name disclosed by way of opening’)—the first note of that rubbing through or out, certainly, but also indication of primary status granted ‘Intern’ as a first figure or target of said First Foulness, First and Last Name and as for those who come to occupy its place —the ones marked by that name the openers producing that name by their opening outward of an unending folded in blackness perpetually and only afforded as ‘to be opened (sooner or later as if by fate)’ and which therefore discloses nothing but said name like a curse stinking of unearthly decay— despite facts such as those thus indicated or enrolled under ‘Intern’ in the First Instance or as the same deserve only pity while such is obvious it is nonetheless the case that those unfortunates nonetheless absolutely and in every instance stand withheld from ‘the pitiable’ they are the lamentable surely and only the lamentable thanks precisely to the twist of their suffering in the place of ‘Intern’ or as the place of ‘Intern’ divorced from all one black and fetid tendril of that First Foulness always worse for all involved and uninvolved and requiring of any one of us our total enrollment without of course itself ever requiring same IMAGE: as3.png POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 04; the relaxation of ‘Phil’ as in a slow dispersal or a kind of ‘bleed’ of ‘Phil’ his dilution and eventual whatever disappearance like an antbird or some other kind of ant following bird upon entering or exiting a zone or fragment anyway a still operational place persisting only as a vector in decline of itself or whatever himself or again whatever yeah a kind of ‘Phil-bleed’ into u as amensal locale or neighborhood or full-stop or as in a solution ‘Intern’ POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 05; can there be delicacy or elegance of approach re: u ‘Intern’ something closer to his careful rolling up of the whole damn thing and sticking it in some hole closer at least than the parade of pointless human fucking thereby allowed—permitted and inaugurated by stupid quadruple wedding—in the dream u were like LinkedIn a massively-distributed self-prompting coupling-matrix and every human thing yeah fruit right because no elegance available before u ‘Intern’; awkward suffering to stand of the blood sick and/or human children POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 06; foreignness of the pedestal—crudely shaped rock worn smooth by time and wrought as if expecting said smoothness—is evident in its color a shade never meant for human regard and only describable as a vinegar for the eye all of which speaks to the wretchedness of what this pedestal was—and still is—meant to support and display or come to support and display (as it was meant to welcome and exhibit the accumulated afflictions of time): ‘Intern,’ or any human thing that has been enrolled as prop for same oh what horrid devotion—what measured and slavish delight—enthusiasm for one’s own annihilation exhibited required to assemble or fabricate such a stage or scaffolding in any case a zone that would persist maintained as to be occupied by ‘Intern’—that name given to what for human is only ever total and caustic indifference—leveling wave or vector forming itself out from itself marking itself out as it ‘passes’ and in ‘passing’ posing and disposing of what it thus levels forever and always ‘us’ in the sense of each and every human thing or human instance—likewise us its only evidence POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 07; a dilapidation of the soul or blighting like what’s his name ‘Phil’ given u ‘Intern’ an unfortunate whatever curdling where soul functions a kind of exo-rigging or locational dressage real like heaven is real or a sort of fixing/patching anyway placement for invasive wedge henceforth to expand at an alien tho persistent rate re-zoning of permission or affordance effects withering at root for ‘human’ or any given specimen of same passing over an affliction of features and generic coordinates swarms of afflictions perfecting disappearance best described as ‘both total and leaky’ POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 08; ‘Intern’—poem is a retreat before u—a squid-like backward going or anxious squirting that with every other cephalopod is marked for or by extinction—its ink sucked behind it going with it without notice or consequence—leaving only slime or residue of its already accomplished and tentacular cessation POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 09; knowing nothing of pottery, but with some small understanding of ‘Intern’ and dogs as lamentable horizon permitting a distinct disinterest even spitefulness re: human fabrication no matter what ‘medium’ prompted and preempted relieved of art afforded so faire a day of Doome POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 10; but people say talk too much that there are rules like three second rules but ‘Intern’ it is all for u like ‘Intern’ it is all for get rid of those people and all the other ones also get rid of get rid of every person all the people get rid of all of them POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 11, full relaxation of ‘Intern’; & so ‘Intern’ was gone or left and no one left was capable of description like exactly how it had disappeared tho they were all looking right at it at that time it is maybe this fact—this like ‘pointed blindness’—proves revealing re: ‘Intern’ which hasn’t at all vanished never having been ‘not there’ in the First (and Last) Instance or stages the revelation of ‘Intern’ as curse—an operational curse tragically stupid affair etc. a curse because it is always suffered no matter what— suffered by each and every human thing or so long as at least one instance of ‘human’ persists an old curse but unfortunately always true: ‘for they have eyes so that they do not see’ ‘Intern’ being the First Name of this curse and its Last Name also of course the product and source let us remain consistent explore conclusions so: there has been and will be ‘Intern’ given the persistence of at least one human thing as minimal fact of said human thing’s inescapable ‘operational weakness’ a persistence which with any luck soon to be dispatched or dispensed with IMAGE: as4.png POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 12; having to explain that ‘Intern’ is a kind of crack or fissure in the ground that smokes that you shove things into because afraid or scared things like bodies / ‘Phil’ ‘Intern’ demands and then just takes and takes w/ out end or in the end will have always been taking hisses ‘open’ even as u move to open request flourish of staging gagging on whatever like flesh or smoke from burning flesh POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 13; the issue of: and to what ‘Intern’ do I compare—like what likeness or installation do u demand—not that the question would bring back for instance ‘Phil’ his being irreversibly chopshopped by unavoidable fiat definition this is not a question can’t be since ‘Intern’ issues only as ‘demand’ and so affords or permits no other likenesses other than the many and sundry figures of submission always evidentiary variations thematically repugnant in their unlimited capacity for dampening complexity or intrication across all levels—hints of which glimpsed in what remains of again for example ‘Phil’ inescapable strip-mining and/or arrangement of ‘person’ at cost total destitution or pseudoscapulomancy that upon its deciphering pings or registers whatever reports back simply ‘no’ in the place of human future—‘input error’—recording and in recording ensuring withdrawal of said future complete and accomplished as fact or instantaneous cancellation too gradual to be perceived by those involved—a description that fits if consent can be uncoupled from, unequivocally disallowed by, said fact, which it is also already has been POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 14; perhaps single most terrifying aspect of what has been wrought from / by way of ‘Phil’ his seeming lack of awareness that the one even he persists in calling ‘Phil’ no longer exists save as a docking point or logic gate for some profane and obscure evil—unimaginable generic. Flat like only appearing as depth from ‘our side’ yes a flatness brought into our world the world whatever a place a domain capable of autonomous almost-autonomous emergence and operation degraded of all scalar or striated registers massive supply chain reduction in complexity and also again as unending ‘no’ held up equally to all intrication and likewise to all base material or prime all options always as ‘no’ going on forever undulating at times (horror of horrors) localized like falls into or gets jacked in or gets involved with humans (re: ‘Phil’ as its occasion) assembles an instance of that eternal ‘no’ its being said for the first time— again and of course there are also involved other humans other than the one who serves as instance or occasion (the one thus fated)—almost always anyway—having some hand or share in the awful work engineering or installation at least assuming some share of its operational load / burden / debt as part of said installation—illustration: as in outsourcing server space or processing capacity anyway there are always many viable or understandable reasons ends whatever intent motives for whoever’s involvement in such doings—all in the end simply and beautifully stupid enough to grant that flatness (‘Intern’ oh ‘Intern’) proper support for emergence obviously I am counted among the number of those referred to here and as could be expected as one such duly and surely installed support apparatus—deployed disposed of by ‘Intern’—our good ‘Phil’ is permitted some fantasy concerning his persistence as ‘person’ like excuse or lie for his operation (thus for said persistence) as weaponized platform (yet another patient +1/-1) sustaining at one site or as one site the eternal issuance or streaming into our world of that awful and indefatigable ‘no’ coming from whatever impossible reserve of flatness and/or maybe as a wailing or affront prosecuted against every human thing evidence of its impossible indefinite and unavoidable status universally leveraging ‘no’—again and again u—oh ‘Intern’— it is not for any of us so enrolled in ‘human’ as ‘human’ to guess at ur—stop no shitty comforts like that u ‘Intern’ participate in whatever petty game means and ends all awkwardnesses of ‘having designs’ or like plans—only minimal excuses permitted as in ‘can’t help or stop loving something someone which like everything else doesn’t matter but can’t stop’ whatever effective as excuse to exact extent that it—like every other excuse—has been denied already thus prolonging that denial as operational reach of none other than u ok it’s done now—shambling monstrosity or place where u come in—goes out under the name of ‘Phil’ makes whatever way out into squalor (that sole human privilege) as aggravation or terminal intensification of said squalor exacting or inciting the worst as its course its making of its way worse for whatever but always for humans and most definitely for ‘Phil’ cannot say I am happy to have been part or party to installation of this terminal affliction—its roping into ‘our world’ where us humans are—nor will I say that I regret ‘my’ actions indeed I am still more certain of this fact than the previous if only because in any case and always in the end we props for ‘human’ meat platforms deserve whatever ‘Intern’ extracts from us or exacts upon us in the form of a pre-enacted pact or vile marriage unavoidable total theft or destitution really even ‘deserving’ proves too good a thing— make no mistake it was already arranged that ‘Phil’ should be called by that name given over as site or zone of the going forth of ‘Intern’—fate proving irrevocably once again that there isn’t any reason some reason that there was never any choice— that every choice proves staged or stage managed dispensed with before choice itself emerges as a prescribed or programmed whatever feeling option each human thing therefore premised by a suspension of said consent before the fact—and that what has been done—again and again ‘wrought’—by way of human operation reduces each human thing one by one thus implicated in said operation to a locus for repetition of the most trivial and inelegant strivings— filigrees without theme or purpose—again as said soon to be dispensed with that is to say would have happened one way or another—with or without ‘me’ or like ‘us’—which is perhaps sole lesson one can learn from u ‘Intern’— lesson that does not add or whatever enrich just takes away makes not viable—takes and takes and takes—until like ‘Phil’ nothing left of any one of us save what pointless reminder and then only dressage vague and indefinite until there is no more dancing for us poor horses POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 15, born again among the mammals ‘Phil’; poem abt dreams or ‘dreams’ poem abt systems poem abt scream fetish or screaming fetish poem abt the baby ‘Phil’ who somewhere in some secret cove or chamber that baby who total affliction and also total enjoyment of said affliction in other words baby that is end or full stop rendering impossible all ‘human’ capable of say it again total enjoyment of said unbinding of ‘human’ that it also is baby moment to moment wracked by its purpose wears said affliction in its baby skin and in wearing it is cumming and cumming and cumming over and over again and it is ‘Phil’ reborn or reprised again in mammal skin basalt island where birds disgorge what plastic in their stomachs before suiciding like diving into it—rocks and plastic—where countless tuna dashing themselves countless countless against same rocks soaking them so much blood guts insides mercury poison where whales and dolphins twist impossible orgasms self-beach in dissolution autopillage vectors sperm and spermaceti and sheets of flesh fat everything else in them radiation stripped off shore spires broken ice scabrous distorted by melt but large still and sometimes larger floats of trash permafrost proliferation of leaks methane bubbles sheets upon sheets of them up water column all simmer and visible frothing of methane at surface all zones of atmosphere peeled back from themselves atmosphere itself peeled back like a scab and sun at tellurian omega here comes the baby oh the baby ‘Phil’ here he comes comes forth unwalking does not stride instead born in cum blood dead things plastic also rot born cumming always cumming continually for all time and forever without crying after all what baby no need for crying nothing to demand and so from birth cumming and adding continually and always to the mess that welcomed it and that in welcoming it soaked it slick it that baby ‘Phil’ adding keeping pace with it with whatever world the baby ‘Phil’ is unzips as itself figure of that unzipping oil—natural gas—floating in it in now opaque now translucent bubble as if pope or whatever some kind of future bed week 8 baby somehow ‘fully grown’ still w/ tail the undifferentiated sex organs all the horrible and gross bounty of deep and pelagic sea coughed up rotting sharks ringing ever the mound middens cutting boring gorging anyway choking poison and poisoned meat expired or expiring therefore sharks expiring thus added to mound or middens pods of killer whales vomiting whole colonies of seals and sea lions in all states of disarticulation inevitable prelude to tearing one another apart wholesale disintegration of long standing familial pacts or bonds vast legions of mid-chain fish exploding out from water to die twitching in muck possessing for once and to no purpose in their annihilation the shore mouths opening closing gills pulsing unblinking eyes turning likewise opaque—swarms generations of insects sloughing larval states thus feeding mating dying almost immediately if not immediately burning circuits every type of crab competing flesh scrap what rank or decayed leavings all dying also leaving carapaces plausibly and implausibly intact squid octopus cuddle fish each coupling and uncoupling and so the world coupling and uncoupling the end POEM ABT ‘INTERN’ AND ‘PHIL’ THE INTERN 16, ‘last things’; 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Manage your account preferences Click here to Reply or Forward notes of activities Intern X [email protected] Weds, Apr 22, 2015 at 4:06 PM to trllthrd Troll Thread [email protected] NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only no link for SOLITUDES JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not have book, apparently Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr 1:30-2:10 added books , got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then shopping cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this time putting data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per cart. 3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths. shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of week. ---Intern Troll Thread Weds, Apr 22, 2015 at 4:50 PM to me Intern X (you) Intern, Please wait for request from TT for log of activities. Given that prior attempt to register activity log was invalidated: Intern, please send log of activities. Best, TT On Apr 22, 2015, at 4:06 PM, Intern X <[email protected]> wrote: NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only no link for SOLITUDES JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not have book, apparently Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr 1:30-2:10 added books , got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then shopping cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this time putting data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per cart. 3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths. shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of week. ---Intern Intern X <[email protected]> Weds, Apr 22, 2015 at 6:23 PM to Troll Troll Thread [email protected] TT, Activity log attached. --Intern On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 4:50 PM, Troll Thread <[email protected]> wrote: Intern, Please wait for request from TT for log of activities. Given that prior attempt to register activity log was invalidated: Intern, please send log of activities. Best, TT On Apr 22, 2015, at 4:06 PM, Intern X <[email protected]> wrote: NEW YORK CITY’S BRIEF OPPOSING STAY OF EVICTION OF ZUCCOTTI PARK not purchasable, download only no link for SOLITUDES JUNK ROOMS links to REPUBLIC, no link for JUNK ROOMS POETRY WALL STREET only downloadable, no book version available THE WORLD OR REPUBLIC 2 tumblr link goes direct to PDF, not Lulu BURIED does link to Lulu, but lulu does not have book, apparently Discovered Second link to POETRY WALL STREET on tumblr Discovered Second link to WHITE TRASH on tumblr 1:30-2:10 added books , got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then shopping cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this time putting data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per cart. 3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths. shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of week. ---Intern Attachments area Preview attachment list of activity:spreadsheet cost.doc list of activity:spreadsheet cost.doc Click here to Reply or Forward meet,greet,grant Intern X [email protected] Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 3:30 PM to trisha.low Trisha, Hello! My name is [Intern X], I’m an [College] student currently in NYC for poetry class, and am acting as Troll Thread’s first and only intern. Holly and Joey asked me to contact you about gathering information about receiving grants for Troll Thread, as you have “extensive knowledge” on that particular subject. As it is, we are unsure if there will be a showing of TT’s complete work in LA this summer or not, but we are still hoping to get a full set of books to house and display somewhere. I’ve never done grant writing before, and have absolutely no idea where to begin, so any information or pointers you have would be greatly appreciated. Holly mentioned that you might know of grants or places to apply to, if any, or may know of tools or websites or whatever that could aid me in the grant writing process. None of us have any idea about how to go about this: I cannot stress that point enough. Ulcerated. Hope all is well on the West coast, and I look forward to hearing from you. Best, ---Intern Click here to Reply or Forward Re: Subject line // TIMESHEET christopher sylvester Tues, Apr 28, 2015 at 9:21 PM to me Intern X (you) [email protected] ‘Intern,’ Find attached “Form: Timesheet” as both .docx file and .pdf file (compatibility considerations). “Fill out” timesheet and return via email. It is good that you exist. C / ‘TT’ On Sat, Apr 18, 2015 at 2:54 PM, Intern <[email protected]> wrote: Text body Sent from my iPhone 2 Attachments GENRE_TIMESHEET.docx 116 KB Click here to Reply or Forward [Editor’s Note: Unable to copy/paste PDF thumbnail.] question/timesheet Intern X <[email protected]> Mon, May 4,2015 at 3:35 PM to christopher see attached [attached document text reproduced below:] Hey Chris, Just wanted to check that I’m filling out the timesheet in the way you want. Below is the beginning of the timesheet, after that is the document that I have been writing up of my time spent (which I am now breaking down to fit the requested format) TASK (X): 1 TITLE / NAME: Determining Catalogue Cost DESCRIPTION: Went through Tumblr page to compile all TT books for purpose of determining total cost of library. APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 3 Hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: 24april2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: total TT books cost discovered. See shared Spreadsheet. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): Lulu maximum books per cart discovered: 44 TASK (X): 2 TITLE / NAME: Adobe Acquisition DESCRIPTION: Attempt to Download and Install Adobe APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: 1.25 hours APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: 26april2015 OUTCOMES / RESULTS: Failure. NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): After failure, put on Bright Eyes and ate icecream. TASK (X): TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): 24april’15 1:30-2:10 added hardcover books to lulu shopping cart, got to BIOGRAPHY: THERE PAST and then cart overfilled and reset. Began again, this time putting data into spreadsheet as I went. Lesson learned: Lulu cart limit is 44 books per cart. 3:45 finished with spreadsheet and maths. shared spreadsheet with Troll Thread will send spreadsheet of time spent @ end of week. 4:00 finished work. 26april’15 3:15-4:30 attempted download and install adobe. failed, listened to bright eyes and ate ice cream. 27april’15 1:00pm - 3:00pm met with TT, discussed things to do for the week, made pb&j, got angry at flaky galleries. stole microsoft office from SUNY buffalo. 3:00-3:10pm deleted intentional redundancies on tumblr page. replaced intentional redundancies on tumblr page. 3:10-3:30 added links to tumblr page. emailed T.Low about grants. yelled at lulu for removing binding-type, effectively censoring Joey’s artistic expressiones (pronounced like “cojones”). 29april’15 4:30pm- 6:30pm downloaded all TT pdf books, notes below. #victory Griffin’s AD PEDUM LITTERAE V.1 is “forbidden” by lulu. no access to pdf SNUG cover is blank MARGINAL CONTRIBUTION TWIN cover does not exist. PAINT THE ROCK link leads to both Outfits and Paint the Rock No link at all for SOLITUDE: THE COMPLETE GAMES JUNK ROOM still links to REPUBLIC WORLD/OR/REPUBLIC2 still links directly to pdf BURIED download link is “forbidden” 4may’15 2:00-2:30 Met with TT. Thumb drive containing all pdf books labeled (TT BKS) and designated by TT as Greatest Object to Exist, Ever. Went over list of issues discovered on tumblr catalogue. Listened to TT gripe about editor Chris Sylvester’s inability upload books properly. Slanderous comments made about his person as Intern stayed silent in the corner. Joey fixed Chris’ links; Joey labeled by Holly as “enabler”. (The World fixed. Congrats, Joey. Someone should let the UN know.) Listened to Drake’s new album. Unanimous verdict of album’s worth still undecided. 2:30-3:00 learned about “gutter issues”, learned that this has nothing to do with drainage architecture. trolled internet forums looking for answers. not very helpful. 3:00 began filling out timesheet. Chris Sylvester Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:40 PM to me Intern X (you) form: timesheet performance ‘by form’: adequate notes: correct performance of form / by form noted > On May 4, 2015, at 3:35 PM, Intern X <[email protected]> wrote: > > see attached > <Hey Chris.docx> Chris Sylvester Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:53 PM to me Intern X (you) re: conversion of ‘timesheet instance 1’ continued adherence non-required (provider: ‘c. sylvester’ will complete conversion as necessary) new directive: as of ‘now’ record all tasks completed ‘in place of TT’ as staged ‘by form’ > On May 4, 2015, at 3:35 PM, Intern X <[email protected]> wrote: > > see attached > <Hey Chris.docx> list of activities UPDATED Intern X [email protected] Mon, May 4, 2015 at 2:00 PM to hollymelgard Preview attachment list of activity:spreadsheet cost.rtf [Editor’s Note: See Intern’s Lists section for document] list of activity:spreadsheet cost.rtf Click here to Reply or Forward link adobe issues Intern X [email protected] Mon, May 4, 2015 at 3:00 PM to hollymelgard https://forums.adobe.com/ thread/443790?tstart=0 Click here to Reply or Forward Troll Thread for Intern - Invitation to collaborate Mon, May 4, 2015 at 7:33 PM to me Intern X (you) Holly Melgard has invited you to contribute to the following shared folder: Troll Thread for Intern Google Drive: Have all your files within reach from any device. Click here to Reply or Forward compilation issues Intern X [email protected] Fri, May 8, 2015 at 8:59 PM to Troll TT, I cannot figure out how to download a copy of the excel spreadsheet slash other docs from the Google Drive onto my computer for the purpose of compiling these docs into a master text. Any suggestions? --Intern Click here to Reply or Forward GENRE: TIMESHEET // INSTANCE: ‘TIME SHEET 1’ // TARGET: ‘INTERN’ USER MANUAL / WALKTHROUGH: ‘INTERN’ IS TO PERFORM AS INDICATED ‘BY FORM’ OR INSTANCE OF GENRE (‘TIMESHEET’). PERFORMANCE = ‘LOGGING.’ MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR ‘LOGGING’ ANY DISCRETE ‘TASK’ OR ‘OPERATION’ ON BEHALF OF, OR IN THE PLACE OF, ‘TT’ (‘LOGGING PROTOCOL’): • PRIOR TO ANY GIVEN PERFORMANCE OF LOGGING REPRODUCE (COPY + PASTE) ‘FORM’ (BELOW) AS STAGING POINT OR ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ (EACH ‘TASK’ REQUIRES SAID ‘LOGGING DOMAIN’ TO BE REGISTERED AS ‘TASK’) • TASK (X) X = “NUMERICAL DESIGNATION OF ORDER IN WHICH TASKS ARE PRESENTED,” ORDER NON-DETERMINED (‘LEFT TO X,’ X = ‘INTERN’) •TITLE OR ‘NAME’ OF TASK • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF SAME (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) • APPROXIMATE TIME ‘SPENT’ • APPROXIMATE DATE(S) ON WHICH SAID TIME WAS ‘SPENT’ • BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF ‘OUTCOME(S)’ OR ‘END-STATE,’ RESULTS (IF ANY) OF TIME ‘SPENT’ (‘BRIEF’ = ONE SENTENCE) • ADDITIONAL NOTES AS NON-REQUIRED / ‘OPTIONAL’ (LENGTH: INDEFINITE) FORM: INSTANCE OF TIMESHEET // LOGGING DOMAIN FOR ‘TASK = X’ (REPRODUCE AS NECESSARY FOR EACH ‘TASK TO BE LOGGED’) TASK (X) TITLE / NAME: DESCRIPTION: APPROX. TIME ‘SPENT’: APPROX. DATE(S) OF ACTIVITY: OUTCOMES / RESULTS: NOTES (‘OPTIONAL’): TROLL THREAD 2015