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MILITIA MATTERS! ‘Glory’ is for amateurs HOME | ABOUT | ARCHIVES | RECENT VICTORIES | HIT LIST | OUR FALLEN | JOIN OR DIE Tile Mine Ordnance: Explosive Lethality: Moderate Dealer & group: RED Army Current bid: 30cr Payment accepted: Credits Resembling a common 10cm square ceramic tile, each of these hard plastic mines contains a pressure-sensitive explosive charge. Replace an ordinary tile and wait for someone to step on it, and POW! Tiles come in black, red or orange. Strike fear into the hated capitalists and their sycophantic minions today! PURGE Review by Ingrid-G: Doesn’t guarantee a kill, but it does ensure serious injury on unsuspecting victims. Like most explosives, it requires proactive use. But if you like seeing people hobbling around on bloody stumps, this is the ordnance for you. 3 BOOM!s out of 5. xxx11 Toilet Firebomb Ordnance: Explosives Lethality: At least blisters, at most flaming corpse Dealer & group: Honcho Reg, Double B Gang (Death Leopard) Current bid: 250cr/ box of 6 Payment accepted: Unlicensed credits, plasticreds This round, red popper might look small, but that’s the idea. Light one and flush it down the toilet. Fuse stays lit under water. And when it explodes ... it channels flaming oil up the pipes! Poor saps sitting on the toilet will suddenly find themselves sitting on a flamethrower! HA HA HA!!! Take that, stuck-up BLUEs! PURGE Review by Terrell-Y: Yeah, yeah, we know... but use your imagination. Though we expect more damage from our ordnance, we have to admit these are real fun! Seeing flame shooting out of a row of YELLOW toilets is a thing of beauty. By the way, don’t use the YELLOW washrooms in YTT Sector next Threeday. 2 BOOM!s out of 5. xx111 Unauthorized reproduction or distribution marks you as an enemy of PURGE. Your few final days will be lived in fear. 13 7