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Tile Mine Ordnance: Explosive
Lethality: Moderate
Dealer & group: RED
Army
Current bid: 30cr
Payment accepted:
Credits
Resembling a common 10cm square ceramic tile, each of these
hard plastic mines contains a pressure-sensitive explosive charge.
Replace an ordinary tile and wait for someone to step on it, and
POW! Tiles come in black, red or orange. Strike fear into the hated
capitalists and their sycophantic minions today!
PURGE Review by Ingrid-G:
Doesn’t guarantee a kill, but it does ensure serious injury on
unsuspecting victims. Like most explosives, it requires proactive
use. But if you like seeing people hobbling around on bloody
stumps, this is the ordnance for you. 3 BOOM!s out of 5.
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Toilet Firebomb Ordnance: Explosives
Lethality: At least
blisters, at most
flaming corpse
Dealer & group:
Honcho Reg, Double B
Gang (Death Leopard)
Current bid: 250cr/
box of 6
Payment accepted:
Unlicensed credits,
plasticreds
This round, red popper might look small, but that’s the idea. Light
one and flush it down the toilet. Fuse stays lit under water. And
when it explodes ... it channels flaming oil up the pipes! Poor
saps sitting on the toilet will suddenly find themselves sitting on a
flamethrower! HA HA HA!!! Take that, stuck-up BLUEs!
PURGE Review by Terrell-Y:
Yeah, yeah, we know... but use your imagination. Though we expect
more damage from our ordnance, we have to admit these are real
fun! Seeing flame shooting out of a row of YELLOW toilets is a thing
of beauty. By the way, don’t use the YELLOW washrooms in YTT
Sector next Threeday. 2 BOOM!s out of 5.
xx111
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